Risqué Omaste
@chriplodocus.bsky.social
He's a large balding wishful male anglo.
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Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
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No AI art please
Thanks
Thanks
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No AI art please
Thanks
Thanks
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Kids, you don’t know how easy you have it. In my day, when someone bent the rules so kids could have fun with D&D, you couldn’t instantly rage post on your phone.
No, you went home, fired up the Smith-Corona, hammered out a salty editorial, and mailed it to 8 confused subscribers two months later. 😅
No, you went home, fired up the Smith-Corona, hammered out a salty editorial, and mailed it to 8 confused subscribers two months later. 😅
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Kids, you don’t know how easy you have it. In my day, when someone bent the rules so kids could have fun with D&D, you couldn’t instantly rage post on your phone.
No, you went home, fired up the Smith-Corona, hammered out a salty editorial, and mailed it to 8 confused subscribers two months later. 😅
No, you went home, fired up the Smith-Corona, hammered out a salty editorial, and mailed it to 8 confused subscribers two months later. 😅
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Initial conditions:
m1=130.2 m2=137.4 m3=41.2 (solar masses)
v1x=0.951 v1y=-5.204 v2x=-3.315 v2y=-0.902 v3x=-5.806 v3y=5.878 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=-31.0 x2=32.0 y2=12.0 x3=-6.0 y3=-10.0 (AU from center)
Music: Battlestar Sonatica (BSG) – McCreary
m1=130.2 m2=137.4 m3=41.2 (solar masses)
v1x=0.951 v1y=-5.204 v2x=-3.315 v2y=-0.902 v3x=-5.806 v3y=5.878 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=-31.0 x2=32.0 y2=12.0 x3=-6.0 y3=-10.0 (AU from center)
Music: Battlestar Sonatica (BSG) – McCreary
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Initial conditions:
m1=130.2 m2=137.4 m3=41.2 (solar masses)
v1x=0.951 v1y=-5.204 v2x=-3.315 v2y=-0.902 v3x=-5.806 v3y=5.878 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=-31.0 x2=32.0 y2=12.0 x3=-6.0 y3=-10.0 (AU from center)
Music: Battlestar Sonatica (BSG) – McCreary
m1=130.2 m2=137.4 m3=41.2 (solar masses)
v1x=0.951 v1y=-5.204 v2x=-3.315 v2y=-0.902 v3x=-5.806 v3y=5.878 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=-31.0 x2=32.0 y2=12.0 x3=-6.0 y3=-10.0 (AU from center)
Music: Battlestar Sonatica (BSG) – McCreary
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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Never forget this most extraordinary rendition of the Whitlam Dismissal from the "Gillies Report" ABC TV
Still thrilled to have been a bit player in the BEST of Australian satire!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7f...
Still thrilled to have been a bit player in the BEST of Australian satire!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7f...
The Gillies Report Il Dismissale
YouTube video by NockturneSA
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Never forget this most extraordinary rendition of the Whitlam Dismissal from the "Gillies Report" ABC TV
Still thrilled to have been a bit player in the BEST of Australian satire!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7f...
Still thrilled to have been a bit player in the BEST of Australian satire!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7f...
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Lovely Eastern Rosella napping in our front yard yesterday afternoon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lovely Eastern Rosella napping in our front yard yesterday afternoon.
Doctor Who Sings - A Season 2 Medley
YouTube video by Doctor Who Sings
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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If comets are like cats, and planetary scientists have been studying domestic cats, tigers, leopards, jaguars, etc., of our solar system for many years, then comet 3I/ATLAS barges in like a serval or ocelot on an unbound e=6 orbit from somewhere else 😂. But it still purrs and scratches
#3IATLAS
#3IATLAS
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If comets are like cats, and planetary scientists have been studying domestic cats, tigers, leopards, jaguars, etc., of our solar system for many years, then comet 3I/ATLAS barges in like a serval or ocelot on an unbound e=6 orbit from somewhere else 😂. But it still purrs and scratches
#3IATLAS
#3IATLAS
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I just want to be helpful whenever I see the Doctor Who fandom wiki & say it isn't properly moderated since they moved over to their own independent site.
Here's the forking announcement:
shorturl.at/yLENJ
And here's an addon that redirects fandom wikis to their indie alternatives: getindie.wiki
Here's the forking announcement:
shorturl.at/yLENJ
And here's an addon that redirects fandom wikis to their indie alternatives: getindie.wiki
Weeping Angel
The Weeping Angels were an incredibly powerful species of quantum-locked humanoids, so called because their unique nature necessitated that they often covered their...
tardis.wiki
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just want to be helpful whenever I see the Doctor Who fandom wiki & say it isn't properly moderated since they moved over to their own independent site.
Here's the forking announcement:
shorturl.at/yLENJ
And here's an addon that redirects fandom wikis to their indie alternatives: getindie.wiki
Here's the forking announcement:
shorturl.at/yLENJ
And here's an addon that redirects fandom wikis to their indie alternatives: getindie.wiki
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Initial conditions:
m1=58.1 m2=54.1 m3=1.5 (solar masses)
v1x=2.301 v1y=-6.342 v2x=6.958 v2y=2.598 v3x=0.892 v3y=-0.139 (km/s)
x1=7.0 y1=10.0 x2=-24.0 y2=24.0 x3=-26.0 y3=-27.0 (AU from center)
Music: Memories of Green – Vangelis
m1=58.1 m2=54.1 m3=1.5 (solar masses)
v1x=2.301 v1y=-6.342 v2x=6.958 v2y=2.598 v3x=0.892 v3y=-0.139 (km/s)
x1=7.0 y1=10.0 x2=-24.0 y2=24.0 x3=-26.0 y3=-27.0 (AU from center)
Music: Memories of Green – Vangelis
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Initial conditions:
m1=58.1 m2=54.1 m3=1.5 (solar masses)
v1x=2.301 v1y=-6.342 v2x=6.958 v2y=2.598 v3x=0.892 v3y=-0.139 (km/s)
x1=7.0 y1=10.0 x2=-24.0 y2=24.0 x3=-26.0 y3=-27.0 (AU from center)
Music: Memories of Green – Vangelis
m1=58.1 m2=54.1 m3=1.5 (solar masses)
v1x=2.301 v1y=-6.342 v2x=6.958 v2y=2.598 v3x=0.892 v3y=-0.139 (km/s)
x1=7.0 y1=10.0 x2=-24.0 y2=24.0 x3=-26.0 y3=-27.0 (AU from center)
Music: Memories of Green – Vangelis
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An excuse to share this again? Oh, if I must.
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
An excuse to share this again? Oh, if I must.
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Sound UP! When a gang of young male Superb Lyrebirds surround you, often within less than a metre. I zoomed back to 80mm but often had to lean back to get this footage. I've left it largely unedited to capture the mayhem of the moment. #birds #birding #nature #lyrebirds
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Sound UP! When a gang of young male Superb Lyrebirds surround you, often within less than a metre. I zoomed back to 80mm but often had to lean back to get this footage. I've left it largely unedited to capture the mayhem of the moment. #birds #birding #nature #lyrebirds
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Under Over Over - West Hampstead
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Under Over Over - West Hampstead
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
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Our birds tell the story of a changing environment
The Aussie Bird Count helps us understand how Australia’s birds are faring
Many species are under threat. The count’s data helps build the national picture, and reminds us why protecting habitat matters
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The Aussie Bird Count helps us understand how Australia’s birds are faring
Many species are under threat. The count’s data helps build the national picture, and reminds us why protecting habitat matters
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The 2025 Aussie Bird Count is about to start. Here’s how to take part – and why you should
Week-long count by citizen scientists around Australia gathers crucial data on our unique birdlife and is now in its 12th year
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Our birds tell the story of a changing environment
The Aussie Bird Count helps us understand how Australia’s birds are faring
Many species are under threat. The count’s data helps build the national picture, and reminds us why protecting habitat matters
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The Aussie Bird Count helps us understand how Australia’s birds are faring
Many species are under threat. The count’s data helps build the national picture, and reminds us why protecting habitat matters
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Initial conditions:
m1=8.7 m2=149.7 m3=15.3 (solar masses)
v1x=4.819 v1y=-0.828 v2x=2.927 v2y=-1.572 v3x=-4.037 v3y=-4.771 (km/s)
x1=0.0 y1=-32.0 x2=30.0 y2=-4.0 x3=-18.0 y3=-14.0 (AU from center)
Music: Passacaglia (BSG) – McCreary
m1=8.7 m2=149.7 m3=15.3 (solar masses)
v1x=4.819 v1y=-0.828 v2x=2.927 v2y=-1.572 v3x=-4.037 v3y=-4.771 (km/s)
x1=0.0 y1=-32.0 x2=30.0 y2=-4.0 x3=-18.0 y3=-14.0 (AU from center)
Music: Passacaglia (BSG) – McCreary
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Initial conditions:
m1=8.7 m2=149.7 m3=15.3 (solar masses)
v1x=4.819 v1y=-0.828 v2x=2.927 v2y=-1.572 v3x=-4.037 v3y=-4.771 (km/s)
x1=0.0 y1=-32.0 x2=30.0 y2=-4.0 x3=-18.0 y3=-14.0 (AU from center)
Music: Passacaglia (BSG) – McCreary
m1=8.7 m2=149.7 m3=15.3 (solar masses)
v1x=4.819 v1y=-0.828 v2x=2.927 v2y=-1.572 v3x=-4.037 v3y=-4.771 (km/s)
x1=0.0 y1=-32.0 x2=30.0 y2=-4.0 x3=-18.0 y3=-14.0 (AU from center)
Music: Passacaglia (BSG) – McCreary
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This image shows a stack of six lightning bolts nearly striking the same spot six time in only one minute of elapsed time! Mother nature really had it out for whoever was down there... #photography
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This image shows a stack of six lightning bolts nearly striking the same spot six time in only one minute of elapsed time! Mother nature really had it out for whoever was down there... #photography
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
It costs a lot less to house people.
It costs a lot less to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
It costs a lot less to house people.
It costs a lot less to house people.
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Excellent time to support your local library.
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Excellent time to support your local library.
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Woah Australia - Global cancer rates in people under 50
Source: World Health Org
Source: World Health Org
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Woah Australia - Global cancer rates in people under 50
Source: World Health Org
Source: World Health Org
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Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake ship
Upon a blueberry ocean.
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake ship
Upon a blueberry ocean.
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake ship
Upon a blueberry ocean.
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake ship
Upon a blueberry ocean.