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Enrique
@chochosmx.bsky.social
Bassist, programmer, dad. CDMX.
Everybody trying to keep up with timezone changes...
México:
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Coding interview with the vampire

Culture fit interview with the vampire

Raising the bar interview with the vampire

...we're gonna go with a different vampire
if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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what was even the last good thing to be invented?? ipod? 3ds maybe? nothing has been new and good in forever, all they make is new bad scams
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNHx...

Davie504 found an AI music site that allowed someone to pay for the pro plan that lets them upload music to slop onto, which they then used to steal his music *and named the tracks after the videos they were stolen from*
I'm Suing
YouTube video by Davie504
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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The thing about posting glowing praise of LLM's is that everyone now knows you suck. It's like driving a cybertruck, it conveys the same thing.

"This guy's gonna end up on the evening news after annihilating his family or following a pizza recipe that asks for pool cleaner or something"
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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No one gazes long into the abyss anymore. They take a picture of it on their phone, intending to gaze into it later, then never get around to it.
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Arguing with clean coders is so fucking exhausting.
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kurzgesagt gets it.
youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
AI Slop Is Destroying The Internet
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
youtube.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Unless you're an expert yourself, in which case you can immediately see right through the generated bullshit and know it's wrong.
Any sufficiently advanced autocomplete is indistinguishable from an expert.
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Any sufficiently advanced autocomplete is indistinguishable from an expert.
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Amazing to think that Google is 27 years old today. According to the AI summary, it was invented in 1843 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.
September 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
How about someone put the Epstein files on the blockchain
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The @kentbeck.com principle applied to UI:

Make it work
Make it right
Make it dark
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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There is a vast difference in the architecture of a software-intensive system whose output must always be accurate and precise versus one whose output can just be good enough.
September 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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If the rapture is real why are all the assholes still here.
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Tylenol in pregnancy doesn’t cause autism.

There isn’t an “epidemic of autism”.

Autism is not the fault of the mother or the child.

Whatever they announce tomorrow, it won’t be based in science or truth.

Stay vigilant, follow the science and support the neurodivergent community.
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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📢#Java 25 is now available!📢

Your:
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...made available by @Oracle. Learn more ➡️
blogs.oracle.com/java/post/th...

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September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM