astrophysical tummy
@chilisunrise.com
shitposting actuary musician. my ✨ therapy is just thinking about my friends. (she/they) https://chilisunrise.hearnow.com/vape-cloud-supernova
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astrophysical tummy
@chilisunrise.com
· Nov 19
Let the soft animal of your body engage in frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment
Was Rugrats anyone’s favorite show? It feels like it can’t have been. It feels like the show everyone watched because it was always on. Like King of the Hill. Where you only appreciate it in retrospect. Anyway, get at me Rugrats heads
February 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Was Rugrats anyone’s favorite show? It feels like it can’t have been. It feels like the show everyone watched because it was always on. Like King of the Hill. Where you only appreciate it in retrospect. Anyway, get at me Rugrats heads
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DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
“All when I’d want to keep white roses in their eyes”
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“All when I’d want to keep white roses in their eyes”
“Should’ve been here last night / and heard what the Big Dipper said to me”
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
“Should’ve been here last night / and heard what the Big Dipper said to me”
She clark on my gable till I… actually I don’t know anything about clark gable
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
She clark on my gable till I… actually I don’t know anything about clark gable
My airpods noise cancel the toilet flushing so well I thought it was broken
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
My airpods noise cancel the toilet flushing so well I thought it was broken
Having stupid thoughts
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Having stupid thoughts
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they’re saying there might be hope for you yet, bro. they’re saying the weapons formed against you aren’t prospering.
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
they’re saying there might be hope for you yet, bro. they’re saying the weapons formed against you aren’t prospering.
USPS tracking loves to lie. Yeah it’ll be there in a few hours. Yeah I KNOW it’s in Vegas right now. You’ll have it in a couple hours. Don’t worry about it.
Next day: Hey so it’s gonna be a little late
Next day: Hey so it’s gonna be a little late
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
USPS tracking loves to lie. Yeah it’ll be there in a few hours. Yeah I KNOW it’s in Vegas right now. You’ll have it in a couple hours. Don’t worry about it.
Next day: Hey so it’s gonna be a little late
Next day: Hey so it’s gonna be a little late
Does anyone wanna beat me with hammers
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Does anyone wanna beat me with hammers
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Sunny Day Police State
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Sunny Day Police State
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Blue Albums Matter
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Blue Albums Matter
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ACAB for Cutie
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ACAB for Cutie
It feels extraordinarily untrue that 2018 was 8 years ago. And yet,
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
It feels extraordinarily untrue that 2018 was 8 years ago. And yet,
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the stupid twink experience
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
the stupid twink experience
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
I hope it’s Deltarune tomorrow. It probably won’t be, but I hope it is
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I hope it’s Deltarune tomorrow. It probably won’t be, but I hope it is
Imagining this as a Midwest emo intro
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Imagining this as a Midwest emo intro
Guess who’s gonna be the proud owner of the gay wallet
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Guess who’s gonna be the proud owner of the gay wallet
What’s really commiepilling me lately is realizing how often history settles for “it was a different time, people didn’t know any better.” Because there’s usually whole populations saying “please stop this” and a ruler going “no~”
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
What’s really commiepilling me lately is realizing how often history settles for “it was a different time, people didn’t know any better.” Because there’s usually whole populations saying “please stop this” and a ruler going “no~”
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“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”
May 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”
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no new pictures where are you mentally
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
no new pictures where are you mentally
“Does anyone want an ativan?” “I mean… yeah?”
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
“Does anyone want an ativan?” “I mean… yeah?”
Airpods + noise cancelling = goated
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Airpods + noise cancelling = goated