Tom Waits For No Man
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The posts you know and love, now with 50% less fat.
My 4 day weekend just turned into a 5 day weekend hell yeah
November 26, 2024 at 3:13 PM
My 4 day weekend just turned into a 5 day weekend hell yeah
excellent keming
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
excellent keming
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the reading rainbow song is a bop but saying you can go twice as high as a butterfly is hubris
November 5, 2023 at 7:12 AM
the reading rainbow song is a bop but saying you can go twice as high as a butterfly is hubris
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/Bane voice "They even gave me a hate name—Eve Fartlow."
November 5, 2023 at 1:35 AM
/Bane voice "They even gave me a hate name—Eve Fartlow."
Paul Coffing
October 22, 2023 at 5:57 AM
Paul Coffing
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Thought there might be, like, a modicum of class analysis in this article in the brief window of time between reading these two sentences
October 19, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Thought there might be, like, a modicum of class analysis in this article in the brief window of time between reading these two sentences
Can't believe it's been 13 years already.
It’s the 13th anniversary of this glorious ALCS moment
October 19, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Can't believe it's been 13 years already.
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The jerk store called. I got the job!
September 30, 2023 at 2:54 PM
The jerk store called. I got the job!
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this fucking language is going to kill me i’m sobbing
October 18, 2023 at 1:22 PM
this fucking language is going to kill me i’m sobbing
this is my posting uniform. show me yours
October 19, 2023 at 4:39 AM
this is my posting uniform. show me yours
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Elon Musk dropped and attempted to retrieve his fidget spinner, which landed edgewise and rolled directly into an eight-lane expressway. He has died.
October 18, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Elon Musk dropped and attempted to retrieve his fidget spinner, which landed edgewise and rolled directly into an eight-lane expressway. He has died.
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Bill Watterson once he discovers there's an AI comics generator.
October 1, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Bill Watterson once he discovers there's an AI comics generator.
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welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
October 4, 2023 at 10:56 PM
welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
September 29, 2023 at 5:06 PM
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
can you not show me every goddamn reply on the timeline?
September 30, 2023 at 4:12 AM
can you not show me every goddamn reply on the timeline?
et tu brutus buckeye?
September 30, 2023 at 3:44 AM
et tu brutus buckeye?
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chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
September 30, 2023 at 1:25 AM
chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
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how do i get out of this machine?
September 30, 2023 at 12:36 AM
how do i get out of this machine?