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Jenny | NY | 30 or 40 years old | Pretty Okay Cammy in SF6
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Yeah, like at this point this was a student very clearly recruited to bait this kind of situation. And because academic discipline is never a neutral situation it’ll work: bsky.app/profile/cait...
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Christ almighty.

This is an old grift, No Labels was another example, but there have been many over the years including this sort of talk about targeting congressional districts, in ways that are deeply unserious on campaign strategy. But the AI slop hype angle on top of it, just shoot me now.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter:

If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.

An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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"how could anyone not like cars?"

shows a picture of an ambulance stuck in car traffic
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I remember drunkenly rambling about how awesome this was to my wife as we sat outside a bar on a beautiful night in Tenerife. It was maybe the most annoyed I had ever made her up to that point.
Thinking about how Trunks landed and instantly fucked up Frieza. Like we spent half a year watching Goku and the gang engage in a life or death battle for the whole of galaxy and Trunks was like lmfao sword
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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dear hivemind what are hideaki anno's thoughts about actually being in the hivemind. like its pretty funny you gotta admit
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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if i was in pluribus i would last like five minutes before busting out the excel sheets and saving HIVE_MIND_EXPERIMENTS.XLS
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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it's now cheaper than ever to simulate the experience of being instantly killed while looking at the Titanic from the comfort of your couch
Logitech - F310 Gaming Pad for Windows is $9.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/x7cSRV6 #ad
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bodily autonomy & civil rights are not a fucking OPINION, however. That is not up for debate or to be negotiated. We know exactly who you are targeting here.
Which candidate yet has had the spine to tell right wing & even centrist DEMS that their bigoted OPINIONS do not dictate the laws or science?
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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jon moxley
incredible quote lol
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Very good guide description written by @jonbois.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I'm running a 50% discount on my patreon for the next week for new subscribers. A Black Lodge sale, if you will, and I'd appreciate the support if you're able or interested. I'm a professional author and film critic, but patreon is my main source of a stable month to month income. Thank you.
My TWIN PEAKS series is nearing its conclusion. The penultimate essay is live, and it is the first of two features on episode 18. I wrote about Diane, the structure of the 18th episode, the context of Laura Palmer's experiences, and how they are reflected in Diane's.

www.patreon.com/posts/twin-p...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If Phil is the gold medalist in virtue signalling then AJ is a silver medalist
AJ Lee talks about the importance of public schools, SNAP and queer suicide prevention hotlines on Stephanie McMahon's podcast, all of which McMahon's mother and the administration she works for is instrumental in defunding and dismantling 😒 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjK...
AJ Lee talks issues with Steph, her return & mental health | What's Your Story? With Steph McMahon
YouTube video by What's Your Story? With Steph McMahon
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The NBA should replace the hoop with a pot of hot oil and the ball with a frozen turkey
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM