Hoeratio Hornyblower
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34. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
The Dodgers are the first team with back-to-back starts of 8+ innings starts since 2016 Giants
Bumgarner NLWCG
Cueto NLDS G1

First in the same series since 2010 Giants in World Series g4-5: Bumgarner & Lincecum
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byctom.bsky.social
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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chestaheadinc.bsky.social
Dodgers starting pitching getting healthy and right at the perfect time this year vs the mandate from heaven Mariners is starting to look like its going to be the story.
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom · 30m
I have a policy about figuring out one's vibe as someone cool or a loser when you juxtapose the meanest thing(s) that person has ever said next to a normal picture of them from day-to-day.

He doesn't make the cut.

Putting myself being unprofessional on the fryer for comparison:
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom · 1h
Terrible things within but two positives:

1). They still feel embarrassed when called out. That means the cowards are capable of feeling shame and can be pushed around if confronted.

2). Undercooked sausagefest. We don’t have 80 years to wait but these ubermensches aren’t reproducing any time soon
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom · 54m
CW Racism

Absolutely the type of guy who constantly makes up fake stories of how he owned the libs on /pol/, but this 16-year-old-going-on-50 is also the type would get two for flinching and anxiety fart a little if you simply made eye contact with him.
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moonykumi.bsky.social
And it seems that the naughty ghosts also like it
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northerniion.bsky.social
the type A messages are coming from inside the house
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johnjohnjohnny.bsky.social
trying to cook up something... 🐸
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geekboyeric.bsky.social
Drew Struzan might be most famous for Star WARS, but he did plenty of Star TREK over the years. And they were always gorgeous.
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northerniion.bsky.social
JRPGs are awesome because you can become the person you've always wanted to be
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
as things should be. and cantankerous is such a delightful word.
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
Sometimes we need someone to look at us in the eye with a stern gaze and with a commanding voice say. "you will clean your room" small pause. "Won't you?" bonus effect if they have hold of your chin of course.
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chestaheadinc.bsky.social
I have a feeling those pictures are invoking a lot in many.