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· Jun 17
Dick Appointments is back! Sorry to add to the Sabrina Carpenter discourse, but in this piece I discuss Spinal Tap, the untold stories and exploitation of women in music, S&M and the unserious nature of pop culture open.substack.com/pub/dickappo...
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They are ALL YEAR ornaments lol
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They are ALL YEAR ornaments lol
I’m at the worst place
The hairdressers
But it IS the only queer hair dressers in like Hertfordshire so you know I’ll just stare into the mirror contemplating my existence in an inclusive space
The hairdressers
But it IS the only queer hair dressers in like Hertfordshire so you know I’ll just stare into the mirror contemplating my existence in an inclusive space
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m at the worst place
The hairdressers
But it IS the only queer hair dressers in like Hertfordshire so you know I’ll just stare into the mirror contemplating my existence in an inclusive space
The hairdressers
But it IS the only queer hair dressers in like Hertfordshire so you know I’ll just stare into the mirror contemplating my existence in an inclusive space
I’m fucked
i am sure when he runs out of illnesses he'll do an enquiry on left handedness
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I’m fucked
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‘I don’t know if this is true’
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
‘I don’t know if this is true’
I have these and BPD so idk if that’s good or bad now? But I do know that I’m gonna disembowel myself in front of Streeting if he takes my PIP, or work capability away, right in front of him on the pavement and give him PTSD which has very similar symptoms as the above and below
This is basically going to be "Get off your phone and into work" isn't it?
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I have these and BPD so idk if that’s good or bad now? But I do know that I’m gonna disembowel myself in front of Streeting if he takes my PIP, or work capability away, right in front of him on the pavement and give him PTSD which has very similar symptoms as the above and below
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Ashley James, celebrity star of Good Morning has resigned from Girl Guides in response to their exclusion of trans girls.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Ashley James, celebrity star of Good Morning has resigned from Girl Guides in response to their exclusion of trans girls.
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
My wrapped this year is demonic and I’m basically a 70 year old man
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My wrapped this year is demonic and I’m basically a 70 year old man
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Both the WI and Girl Guiding had been steadfast in their support for trans members and in making sure every child was included. This is forced suppression. Presumably the Alliance Defending Freedom is the coffers behind this, too?
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Both the WI and Girl Guiding had been steadfast in their support for trans members and in making sure every child was included. This is forced suppression. Presumably the Alliance Defending Freedom is the coffers behind this, too?
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Cut my bakes into pieces
Mille-feuille and chocolate torte
Lamination
So tasty
I am becoming a real pro with pastry
Mille-feuille and chocolate torte
Lamination
So tasty
I am becoming a real pro with pastry
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Cut my bakes into pieces
Mille-feuille and chocolate torte
Lamination
So tasty
I am becoming a real pro with pastry
Mille-feuille and chocolate torte
Lamination
So tasty
I am becoming a real pro with pastry
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“Okay, remaster team, today is your greatest challenge yet—bring perhaps the single best TV show ever made into our glorious 4K world!”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Okay, remaster team, today is your greatest challenge yet—bring perhaps the single best TV show ever made into our glorious 4K world!”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
I know this is probs quite controversial the girl guides thing sucks, but my Dad worked really hard at changing the rules for UK Freemasons so that trans men are freely allowed to join and I think that’s a really good thing and I’m proud of him
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I know this is probs quite controversial the girl guides thing sucks, but my Dad worked really hard at changing the rules for UK Freemasons so that trans men are freely allowed to join and I think that’s a really good thing and I’m proud of him
Stath lets flats is up there with phone shop, and not enough people appreciate either
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Stath lets flats is up there with phone shop, and not enough people appreciate either
Pundit talking about Venezuela has sent me, the end of the world is coming and the news has funko pops and meme photos of dogs
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pundit talking about Venezuela has sent me, the end of the world is coming and the news has funko pops and meme photos of dogs
I’m exhausted man the only tiny little benefit I get of parking outside the shop, and even then I have to either get in and out of in 3 mins with my crutches before fainting OR getting someone to push me
And that’s it, that’s my perk for having my life ripped apart and people who don’t have to
And that’s it, that’s my perk for having my life ripped apart and people who don’t have to
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m exhausted man the only tiny little benefit I get of parking outside the shop, and even then I have to either get in and out of in 3 mins with my crutches before fainting OR getting someone to push me
And that’s it, that’s my perk for having my life ripped apart and people who don’t have to
And that’s it, that’s my perk for having my life ripped apart and people who don’t have to
I did just scream at 2 cunts in a TESLA that verbatim I will be wishing nothing upon them but disease and death and you cunts will get it coming to you it always does, followed by a TESLA CUNTTTTT
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I did just scream at 2 cunts in a TESLA that verbatim I will be wishing nothing upon them but disease and death and you cunts will get it coming to you it always does, followed by a TESLA CUNTTTTT
I might actually have these made up into little cards?
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I might actually have these made up into little cards?
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You want the space outside Aldi??? Ok you can have a life time of pain depression debilitating illnesses and your life taken away from you only to be replaced by drs who don’t give a single fuck about you and your friends abandon you and all that’s left is organising your weekly pill box
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You want the space outside Aldi??? Ok you can have a life time of pain depression debilitating illnesses and your life taken away from you only to be replaced by drs who don’t give a single fuck about you and your friends abandon you and all that’s left is organising your weekly pill box
Zach Green Party man please for the love of Christ impose penalty points for non blue badge holders to park in disabled bays
This will stop me screaming at abled bodied people and hexing them
This will stop me screaming at abled bodied people and hexing them
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Zach Green Party man please for the love of Christ impose penalty points for non blue badge holders to park in disabled bays
This will stop me screaming at abled bodied people and hexing them
This will stop me screaming at abled bodied people and hexing them
I just fucking love buying stuff
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I just fucking love buying stuff
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accidentally left the memorial stream on, so Papa Amato has been smiling over us all evening, blessing our cooking. gonna leave him up all week. RIP G. 😤
no cans of shrimp in our house this week...!!
much love to the @oncinema.bsky.social during their time of grief ...
no cans of shrimp in our house this week...!!
much love to the @oncinema.bsky.social during their time of grief ...
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
accidentally left the memorial stream on, so Papa Amato has been smiling over us all evening, blessing our cooking. gonna leave him up all week. RIP G. 😤
no cans of shrimp in our house this week...!!
much love to the @oncinema.bsky.social during their time of grief ...
no cans of shrimp in our house this week...!!
much love to the @oncinema.bsky.social during their time of grief ...
I hope the end of stranger things is like this, but WITH the “I will be your slave” but vecnar and eleven and they run off together
youtu.be/l9x_JSRun98
youtu.be/l9x_JSRun98
Labyrinth - You Have No Power Over Me
YouTube video by Lemke Equestrian
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I hope the end of stranger things is like this, but WITH the “I will be your slave” but vecnar and eleven and they run off together
youtu.be/l9x_JSRun98
youtu.be/l9x_JSRun98
Wore a bra today all day, what the fuck man, before Covid I wore one every day and sometimes slept in them wtf (I also have big ones so I have no excuse for like WHAT ABOUT BACK PAIN?!)
Day 1 of covid they were gone from my LIFE
Day 1 of covid they were gone from my LIFE
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wore a bra today all day, what the fuck man, before Covid I wore one every day and sometimes slept in them wtf (I also have big ones so I have no excuse for like WHAT ABOUT BACK PAIN?!)
Day 1 of covid they were gone from my LIFE
Day 1 of covid they were gone from my LIFE
@umabreakdown.bsky.social um
Why was I not following you???? ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
Why was I not following you???? ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@umabreakdown.bsky.social um
Why was I not following you???? ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
Why was I not following you???? ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD