Charlotte
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Charlotte
@charlottebayes.bsky.social
· Jun 17
Dick Appointments is back! Sorry to add to the Sabrina Carpenter discourse, but in this piece I discuss Spinal Tap, the untold stories and exploitation of women in music, S&M and the unserious nature of pop culture open.substack.com/pub/dickappo...
Genuinely only enjoy being on social media to scream about on cinema at the cinema with people who also love OCATC
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Genuinely only enjoy being on social media to scream about on cinema at the cinema with people who also love OCATC
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When Tim brought out the guitar:
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When Tim brought out the guitar:
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Everywhere he goes, death follows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Everywhere he goes, death follows.
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Apologies, due to unforeseen circumstances the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato must be delayed. We are very sorry for any scheduling difficulties this may have created.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Apologies, due to unforeseen circumstances the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato must be delayed. We are very sorry for any scheduling difficulties this may have created.
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Most parents aren’t trans. When we have babies we don’t consider we may have a trans child. When we find out we do, most admit to a moment or period of ‘What? Why? When? Help! Then we get on with caring for our child.
But our affirmative care is being challenged.
Here a mum shares her thoughts.
But our affirmative care is being challenged.
Here a mum shares her thoughts.
What Is Happening to Our Trans Children
How thriving children were pushed into fear by systems meant to protect them.
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Most parents aren’t trans. When we have babies we don’t consider we may have a trans child. When we find out we do, most admit to a moment or period of ‘What? Why? When? Help! Then we get on with caring for our child.
But our affirmative care is being challenged.
Here a mum shares her thoughts.
But our affirmative care is being challenged.
Here a mum shares her thoughts.
Video on YouTube keeps being recommended to me called “the piss saga” and I’m so scared it’s about a subsection of Twitter circa 2013/4
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Video on YouTube keeps being recommended to me called “the piss saga” and I’m so scared it’s about a subsection of Twitter circa 2013/4
God I want so many tattoos, today: Neo trad xenomorph on my thigh
Also want to go to the Giger museum which has no accessibility access so I’ll pay for someone to carry me in a papoose (I’m 6’1 and a bit fat so something to consider)
Also want to go to the Giger museum which has no accessibility access so I’ll pay for someone to carry me in a papoose (I’m 6’1 and a bit fat so something to consider)
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
God I want so many tattoos, today: Neo trad xenomorph on my thigh
Also want to go to the Giger museum which has no accessibility access so I’ll pay for someone to carry me in a papoose (I’m 6’1 and a bit fat so something to consider)
Also want to go to the Giger museum which has no accessibility access so I’ll pay for someone to carry me in a papoose (I’m 6’1 and a bit fat so something to consider)
Couldn’t possibly say who we were joking about but she did remove a cap today
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Couldn’t possibly say who we were joking about but she did remove a cap today
Once again the curse of womanhood has arrived, I can smell things absurdly far away and also very strongly, I just cried at Robert Smiths 1st choice for top 10 album choice (Low - David Bowie) and I only want to eat mashed potato
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Once again the curse of womanhood has arrived, I can smell things absurdly far away and also very strongly, I just cried at Robert Smiths 1st choice for top 10 album choice (Low - David Bowie) and I only want to eat mashed potato
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I actually came on here to ask if anyone knows which pre glued lashes are the best? Lola? Unicorn? Tatti? Help me
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I actually came on here to ask if anyone knows which pre glued lashes are the best? Lola? Unicorn? Tatti? Help me
Every time I come on this website I wanna kms honestly can’t believe I sunk hours and hours into Twitter, it’s uncouth tbh
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Every time I come on this website I wanna kms honestly can’t believe I sunk hours and hours into Twitter, it’s uncouth tbh
Very annoying bc 1. You have to actually put your OWN £ towards these cars which are very often better for boot space for your wheelchair, and2. you can get in and out of easier and 3. they don’t fucking breakdown/are reliable bc trust me you don’t want to be in a wheelchair broken down on the M25
Rachel Reeves has removed Audi, BMW, Mercedes from the motability scheme because disabled people aren’t allowed nice things ignoring the better resale values and the fact cars like the Audi A1 and BMW 1-series are hardly limos www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/con...
UK's Motability scheme no longer includes premium brands such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes | Autocar
Announcement comes just weeks after chancellor Rachel Reeves vowed to axe luxury models from the programme
www.autocar.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Very annoying bc 1. You have to actually put your OWN £ towards these cars which are very often better for boot space for your wheelchair, and2. you can get in and out of easier and 3. they don’t fucking breakdown/are reliable bc trust me you don’t want to be in a wheelchair broken down on the M25
I feel like I’ve lost the last remaining brain cells here
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel like I’ve lost the last remaining brain cells here
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
I know for a fact that I posted about Tybalts gun on X the everything app and wanting it as a tattoo and it’s GONE
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I know for a fact that I posted about Tybalts gun on X the everything app and wanting it as a tattoo and it’s GONE
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
Just need another that’s not a months rent? Please I beg of you
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just need another that’s not a months rent? Please I beg of you
I either need to become one of the cunts who buys up all the G Plan tall boys and sell them for £4-500 OR find the cunt who decided that recycling good quality furniture that lasts a life time that exudes timeless style and marked it up, and 💀 him (I know it’s a him don’t tell me otherwise)
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I either need to become one of the cunts who buys up all the G Plan tall boys and sell them for £4-500 OR find the cunt who decided that recycling good quality furniture that lasts a life time that exudes timeless style and marked it up, and 💀 him (I know it’s a him don’t tell me otherwise)
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Whoever decided the end credits music for alien Earth is probably my soulmate - please contact me xxx
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Whoever decided the end credits music for alien Earth is probably my soulmate - please contact me xxx
Got slapped again at the nail bar, which was fine but I honestly wish they’d let you vape in here
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got slapped again at the nail bar, which was fine but I honestly wish they’d let you vape in here
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
Watching mastermind and specialist subjects were Nixon (my bfs literal specialist subject) Derry girls (I like it) something else idk and NIRVANA THE BAND MY LITERAL SPECIALIST SUBJECT but as the guy sat down, I mean with utmost respect was the most autistic man I’ve ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Watching mastermind and specialist subjects were Nixon (my bfs literal specialist subject) Derry girls (I like it) something else idk and NIRVANA THE BAND MY LITERAL SPECIALIST SUBJECT but as the guy sat down, I mean with utmost respect was the most autistic man I’ve ever seen
Crafters: (or general DIY people)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Crafters: (or general DIY people)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)