Celebrimbor
@celebrimbor.bsky.social
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queer diaspora italianx proud boyfriend of @phlegmboy.bsky.social
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I will not be ragebaited. Ragebait is the mind-killer. Ragebait is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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Multipolar century of humiliation
Surely this will be the moment they take advantage of American weakness & invade Taiwan!
Yeah I usually like gold but the green is growing on me.
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It is a scandal totally unprecedented in history that the Vice President has shared a video depicting the President as king. It’s an obscene violation of every founding American principle.

And nothing will come of it. It makes me physically sick.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
As if putting Stavros in your movie wasn’t cruel enough… now they’re literally doing prison torture methods on the audience 😭
‘BUGONIA’ is holding a special screening where people must shave their head at the theater in order to watch the movie.

Get tickets: dolosangeles.com/events/2025/10/20/bugonia-viewing-tickets
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ICE took a mother from our school today. She went to support her son at hearing. ICE took her for good measure. The bus driver knew mom was kidnapped. She always picked up the kids. Mom used her one phone call to beg Principal to save her children from ICE. We are a country run by a cruelty cult.
Good. I hope it’s in an actual oven.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
I stayed up most of last night playing through the prologue and I gasped when the opening credits rolled and I realized the story had literally just started, after hours of being deeply immersed in this story, gasping at every development.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance II was made specifically for me. Immersive depictions of Medieval European warfare, historical politics, beautiful environments, big tiddy tavern wenches, and insane levels of simmering homoerotic tension.
Hey King, I just wanted to say that I really appreciated the way you moaned at the urinal.
won’t someone think of the Chinese billionaires
Now that Chinese companies are actually competitive, the West no longer believes in free markets and free trade.
Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker Nexperia on.ft.com/4hdts1U
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It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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The revolution will not be televised but it will be monetized through micro-transactions
Someone needs or make a “Does the Dog Die” website but it just tells you if Stavros will be in the movie. I need some warning so I don’t accidentally pay for a movie only to get jumpscared.
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every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why
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I'm sorry this is crazy
Jack Posobiec explicitly says that "Antifa" dates back to the Weimar Republic, explicitly acknowledging that this administration is opposed to those who resisted the arrival of Adolf Hitler in Power.
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The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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ICE is a hostile occupying force that is a danger to everyone.
Everyone on the Brewers should be sent to Guantanamo.
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“I’m Mexican, I’ve tasted spicier”

protect him at all costs, Portland 🥹
Portland Frog updates about getting pepper sprayed in his fan intake 🐸🫡