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Chris Buchner
@cbuchner.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Saturday morning historian.

All opinions are my own and do not reflect any of my associations.
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Over on the bad place, I started a pinned thread inspired by hitting my 65K issue milestone in my comics collection. Now at 85K, I've decided to rescue that thread and bring it over here.

Here are some highlights of my collection:
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When I was a kid, I didn't need AI to make comics for me. I had those cool pencil sets you only actually used one of, and a sketchpad, and some Wizard Basic Training articles about titties and bouncy hair.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If this is true, allow me to put myself at the top of the list.

Fuck Trump.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck the Repuglican party.

Impeach. Remove. Convict.
Whistleblower Aid Slams DOJ “Antifa-aligned extremists” Memo for Redefining Dissent as Domestic Terrorism  - Whistleblower Aid
WASHINGTON, D.C., December 5, 2025 – In response to Attorney General Pam Bondi’s memo, instructing federal law enforcement to target loosely defined “extremist groups”, Whistleblower Aid Chief Legal C...
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December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The only link between babies and ChatGPT is that they both produce an enormous amount of shit.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Wednesday is #NewComicBookDay! Available: #TheLoudHouse vol. 25, #StreetSharks #3, & #TMNT Saturday Morning Adventures #31.

Visit comicshoplocator.com to find a shop near you.
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The only people not welcome are MAGAts and Nazis. They can fuck off and die.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Corruption in plain sight.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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It's the 5th Anniversary of Commander Rao! 🚀👢

To celebrate Im excited to announce COMMANDER RAO: ANNIVERSARY EDITION - A beefy new reprint collecting the original stories, a cover gallery, and a BRAND NEW 16 page comic titled Old Ghosts!

Launching on my webstore JAN 2026. Link below!
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Later: The reindeer were smuggling drugs so we shot them all down. No survivors. Be best.
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Wins 2025 hands down
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Pichelli has since said this was taken out of context from an off-hand conversation she had at a busy con with someone who did not identify himself as a journalist and is twisting her words for click bait

Which is extra fun since this is the post that took off and doesn't even include a source link
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Working on that 7th bankruptcy with his brilliant business acumen.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Week 26 Newsletter! The Ragdolls Are Coming!

My wife costume designs a musical, I catsit and write more comics, and the three Peanuts comic strips that saved my soul.

Check it out: www.patreon.com/posts/week-2...?
Week 26: Ho, Ho, and furthermore, Ho | David Avallone
Get more from David Avallone on Patreon
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December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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If their massive payout to Rogen didn’t convince you to leave Spotify, here’s some more data from you about how you screw over artists by using it.
"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."

Los Campesinos:
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Men...especially those WITHOUT medical degrees...should have no say in women's health.
Duffy: "It's maybe a little odd for three guys to talk about nursing and options for nursing, but ...
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hold that pose...
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Chris here! I need to clear out the rest of the blind bundles before the end of the day on the 9th to get us covered until January. Who can help me out? Thanks all! More soon. I'm moving and shaking over here.
Urgent!
I have 3 days to sell my last 8 art/book/prints bundles! THREE days. EIGHT bundles. And we are safe for another month! Any help is appreciated.
tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com
Tess Fowler Art
A collection of art by Tess Fowler. - High end art prints - Original art - Comic books
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December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.

Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.

It is not always malicious intent.
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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As we said from the beginning, this is Larry's oligarchy.

bsky.app/profile/carl...
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Mary Jane Watson by Mike Mayhew (Amazing Spider-Man vol. 7 #3)
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Basically crying "RELIGION!" is everyone's get out of jail free card. It's how people avoid repercussions for their actions.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Let’s Go Texas, it’s about time that you can finally vote for a Democrat Candidate who will fight for all Texans. Do it for her. Do it for your family. Do it for yourself and most importantly do it for America 🇺🇸 Jasmine Crockett for US Senator in the state of Texas.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM