Carlton yeah like from fresh prince
@carltoncassanova.bsky.social
He/Him
Darts, pinball, movies
Darts, pinball, movies
She wasn't born, she was generated in the source engine
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
She wasn't born, she was generated in the source engine
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I didn’t realize how much Kirk relied on god - the Christian one specifically - to make all his arguments. That doesn’t count. God isn’t even real. This guy wasn’t even a debater he was just a reactionary preacher talking about fantasy
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I didn’t realize how much Kirk relied on god - the Christian one specifically - to make all his arguments. That doesn’t count. God isn’t even real. This guy wasn’t even a debater he was just a reactionary preacher talking about fantasy
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“This is going to make the Right violent” - they gunned down a Dem politician, her husband and her dog, they’re kidnapping people off the streets, they’re arresting their political opponents, guys I don’t know what to tell you but you are already there. The Rubicon was crossed long ago.
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
“This is going to make the Right violent” - they gunned down a Dem politician, her husband and her dog, they’re kidnapping people off the streets, they’re arresting their political opponents, guys I don’t know what to tell you but you are already there. The Rubicon was crossed long ago.
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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very cool mr president. you used a $1000000 missile to blow up some guys in a little boat
September 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
very cool mr president. you used a $1000000 missile to blow up some guys in a little boat
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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First, we will stop counting.
August 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
First, we will stop counting.
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Ex-Israeli minister Danny Ayalon: "This is where Hamas is."
Me: "Danny, where is the Israeli military headquarters?"
Ayalon: "Tel Aviv."
Me: "It's in the heart of Tel Aviv. So can a Palestinian group blow up all of Tel Aviv to get to [it]"?
Ayalon: "No."
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/danny-ayal...
Me: "Danny, where is the Israeli military headquarters?"
Ayalon: "Tel Aviv."
Me: "It's in the heart of Tel Aviv. So can a Palestinian group blow up all of Tel Aviv to get to [it]"?
Ayalon: "No."
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/danny-ayal...
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ex-Israeli minister Danny Ayalon: "This is where Hamas is."
Me: "Danny, where is the Israeli military headquarters?"
Ayalon: "Tel Aviv."
Me: "It's in the heart of Tel Aviv. So can a Palestinian group blow up all of Tel Aviv to get to [it]"?
Ayalon: "No."
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/danny-ayal...
Me: "Danny, where is the Israeli military headquarters?"
Ayalon: "Tel Aviv."
Me: "It's in the heart of Tel Aviv. So can a Palestinian group blow up all of Tel Aviv to get to [it]"?
Ayalon: "No."
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/danny-ayal...
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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
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Hypothetically, if saving the planet meant all billionaires had to die would you jump into a vat of acid
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hypothetically, if saving the planet meant all billionaires had to die would you jump into a vat of acid
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You have a dog brain if you're falling for Gavin Newsom 's schtick
August 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You have a dog brain if you're falling for Gavin Newsom 's schtick
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An "Opposition Party" incapable of fully decimating a gang of Nazi pedophiles announcing it will end Social Security should disband immediately.
Trump's choice for the Commissioner of the Bureau Labor Statistics called Social Security a "Ponzi scheme" in an interview:
" Unfortunately you'll need a generation of people who pay Social Security taxes, but never actually receive any of those benefits..."
" Unfortunately you'll need a generation of people who pay Social Security taxes, but never actually receive any of those benefits..."
August 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
An "Opposition Party" incapable of fully decimating a gang of Nazi pedophiles announcing it will end Social Security should disband immediately.
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Michael Brooks would have turned 42 today. Here he is flawlessly explaining why the Israel Palestine situation is not complicated. Why it's not even asymmetrical warfare, but an occupation.
Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.
Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Michael Brooks would have turned 42 today. Here he is flawlessly explaining why the Israel Palestine situation is not complicated. Why it's not even asymmetrical warfare, but an occupation.
Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.
Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
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the democrats should send out some fundraising emails and texts asking for money and then give the vast majority of it to consultants. they shouldn't oppose trump in any meaningful way and the next time they take power they should continue the majority of his policies
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the democrats should send out some fundraising emails and texts asking for money and then give the vast majority of it to consultants. they shouldn't oppose trump in any meaningful way and the next time they take power they should continue the majority of his policies
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one of the biggest arguments against AI dependence is that the strongest proponents of its use have become visibly *dumber* in the last few years.
It really does feel like a lot of formerly reasonable people have been infected by some sort of terrifying brain parasite when it comes to unthinking and total acceptance of using AI tools
Absolute worst part, imo, is the pressure from school administrators to "welcome our new overlords" by adopting AI. It's also happening in elite universities, to my utter bafflement & horror. Anyone who calls bullshit on AI is treated as if only ignorance could explain their perspective.
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
one of the biggest arguments against AI dependence is that the strongest proponents of its use have become visibly *dumber* in the last few years.
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everyone talks about what they’ll do “when fascism is here” and i think it’s just safe to say we are in a fascist regime right now
Trump: "Pam Bondi, who is fantastic, is taking command of the Metropolitan Police Department as of this moment."
August 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
everyone talks about what they’ll do “when fascism is here” and i think it’s just safe to say we are in a fascist regime right now
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The cognitive dissonance it takes to be mad that “you’re celebrating the death of a human” when referring to a CEO being killed. but when it comes to the United States funding the genocide, primarily starving children, these same people have not a peep to say.
August 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The cognitive dissonance it takes to be mad that “you’re celebrating the death of a human” when referring to a CEO being killed. but when it comes to the United States funding the genocide, primarily starving children, these same people have not a peep to say.
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The very same day a Trump official announced he wants to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.
Q: Why did you cut snap and health care research?
Rep. Flood: We do not have unlimited money in the United States.
[Crowd booing]
Rep. Flood: We do not have unlimited money in the United States.
[Crowd booing]
August 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The very same day a Trump official announced he wants to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.