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computer toucher
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discordian
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Now that's a serial number 🤌
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now that's a serial number 🤌
Yeah I'm gimli
God
I
Love
Moms
I
God
I
Love
Moms
I
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah I'm gimli
God
I
Love
Moms
I
God
I
Love
Moms
I
A style icon
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A style icon
They're not obsolete, they're vintage
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They're not obsolete, they're vintage
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PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
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I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
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November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively
I hate that screening questions often lump together "wish you were never born" and "suicidal". Like, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna do anything about it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I hate that screening questions often lump together "wish you were never born" and "suicidal". Like, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna do anything about it.
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Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
September 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Oh. Oh no
My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh. Oh no
Step aside tindr. Move along, grindr. Here comes reportr. No more swiping, just puff piece interviews followed by the most revolting sex imaginable
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Step aside tindr. Move along, grindr. Here comes reportr. No more swiping, just puff piece interviews followed by the most revolting sex imaginable
Incredible tbh
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Incredible tbh
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I was so excited as a kid when I got to eat under the curved Wendy's window
In the 80s and 90s, your average Wendy's was trying to look like a sit down restaurant. The big 3 - especially McDonald's - should probably stop with the grey box conversions and start doing something like that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I was so excited as a kid when I got to eat under the curved Wendy's window
I really hate that riptide song but I do love that it compares the love interest to Michelle Pfeiffer in the negative. "DAMN, girl, you are almost, but definitely not quite, as hot as Michelle Pfeiffer"
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I really hate that riptide song but I do love that it compares the love interest to Michelle Pfeiffer in the negative. "DAMN, girl, you are almost, but definitely not quite, as hot as Michelle Pfeiffer"
It's really funny to say this on Twitter lmao
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's really funny to say this on Twitter lmao
My neighbor told me her cat keeps eating her daughter's birds so I asked how many birds she has and she said she just goes to the shelter and gets a new bird afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding shelter birds to her cat and then her daughter started crying.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My neighbor told me her cat keeps eating her daughter's birds so I asked how many birds she has and she said she just goes to the shelter and gets a new bird afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding shelter birds to her cat and then her daughter started crying.
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
It's very important that journalists stay on this place
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's very important that journalists stay on this place
It's all soft core Cinemax movies from the 90s
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's all soft core Cinemax movies from the 90s