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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 1d

There is no media literacy among the right. They see the fancy dresses and suits, the champaign flowing and people dancing and think about how fun that must have been. Everything is surface level unless it is part of a deep conspiracy theory.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 3d

This is radiation therapy.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 4d

No way! I grew up in Reston during that time. My mom worked in the same office park.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 4d

I love that Oregon highway story.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 5d

I think at this point she's just going to keep making more ridiculous content until people tell her that she was right. She's at the Quixotic stage of grievance journalism.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah. That is some “Aliens were told what comedic satire is” type of performance.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 9d

Yes! The best kind of unhinged.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 9d

This was also their most unhinged season.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15d

[Exit King.]

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 19d

If their only value is "anti-woke" what do we expect of these people?

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 20d

Indeed really wish reporters would follow up with “Why don’t you know this? Isn’t it your job to know what your party is doing?”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20d

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 21d

“It may look confusing to outsiders, but what we’re trying to do is avoid making precedents that a Democratic government could also use.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21d

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 20d

Now you have to write it.

a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

media.tenor.com

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 21d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 24d

I'm so sorry.

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · 25d

I took their sleep class. It helped me, though I suspect it’s pretty basic 101 stuff. I still use the techniques they taught in it. I don’t have any experience beyond that one class with them.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27d

those of you who are 200+, please share your advice for people who are just entering their 100s

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · Oct 1

Yeah @robbonta.bsky.social, why didn’t you sign on with the rest of the AGs to defend the the rights of trans people?

Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · Oct 1

can I ask @robbonta.bsky.social why, as Attorney General of California, you did not also sign this letter? as a trans Californian who has voted for you in the past, I am very dismayed by this!

Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · Oct 1

On Friday 18 blue state attorneys general BLASTED the Federal Trade Commission, telling it to back off trans youth healthcare and warning of an insidious attempt to reshape the regulation of medicine in the US.

And nobody covered it.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Oct 1

Are we winning yet?

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · Oct 1

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · Sep 30

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · Sep 29

⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.

The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...

China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes

A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.

interestingengineering.com

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Captain Cursor @captaincursor.bsky.social · Oct 1

Once again entering into your “just write what is actually being said, while sobbing” phase of satire. At least for half of it. Excellent piece.

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