junkyard ambrose
@caninebrainz.bsky.social
he/it. rabid transsexual Chernobyl zombie dog. neo-impressionist schizoliterature for a hundred failed apocalypses
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The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
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The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
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it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.
monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers
people discovering pro-ana via Wicked makes me feel like a war vet on July 4th & the fireworks are exploding into photorealistic portraits of Eugenia Cooney
we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
people discovering pro-ana via Wicked makes me feel like a war vet on July 4th & the fireworks are exploding into photorealistic portraits of Eugenia Cooney
it's called prosaic impressionism & it's mine
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
it's called prosaic impressionism & it's mine
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they want to straight up be stupid as dogshit, they want to be dumb as a puddle, but know that it doesn't matter because they can just say "i dunno man make the computer show me a whole ass movie I asked it to" and it just works and then they get paid for it and the person who did the work doesn't
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
they want to straight up be stupid as dogshit, they want to be dumb as a puddle, but know that it doesn't matter because they can just say "i dunno man make the computer show me a whole ass movie I asked it to" and it just works and then they get paid for it and the person who did the work doesn't
fungal cyborgs NOW necrobotics NOW lab grown meat NOW pig organ transplants NOW you losers can SNOOZE but I want COOL SHIT
why is every article about some cool new & otherwise benign science shit written by someone affecting a faux Lovecraftian (the guy, not genre) terror at the most normal discoveries. is it fun to sound stupid
new new year’s ball just dropped
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
fungal cyborgs NOW necrobotics NOW lab grown meat NOW pig organ transplants NOW you losers can SNOOZE but I want COOL SHIT
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No Child Soldier Left Behind, & Other Unfathomable Cruelties, in-progress table of contents.
Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?
Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No Child Soldier Left Behind, & Other Unfathomable Cruelties, in-progress table of contents.
Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?
Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?
we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)
spoilers for The Scene in cannibal novel being written right this very moment
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
spoilers for The Scene in cannibal novel being written right this very moment
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writers always like "i wrote something" good that's what you're supposed to do
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
writers always like "i wrote something" good that's what you're supposed to do
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the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
transphobia with a spray tan is crazy cuz that ain’t your biological skin tone
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
transphobia with a spray tan is crazy cuz that ain’t your biological skin tone
inflicting what some ignorant cowards may call "the worst adaptation of any book" on my friends
Watching the Cronenberg naked lunch for the @caninebrainz.bsky.social curated @allisfullofgore.bsky.social . First time watching since probably 2003 at least. Way more theatrical, chill, and colourful than I remember.
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
inflicting what some ignorant cowards may call "the worst adaptation of any book" on my friends
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Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me
real writers commit seppuku
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
real writers commit seppuku
Anthony Bourdain, Dennis Cooper, & Eric Bogosian are the same beautiful man to me
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Anthony Bourdain, Dennis Cooper, & Eric Bogosian are the same beautiful man to me
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disembowelment scene cooked too long in my head & made me dream of squishing a dog like a bug with caramelized onion guts
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
disembowelment scene cooked too long in my head & made me dream of squishing a dog like a bug with caramelized onion guts
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piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop
for your additional consideration: DDR dance pad sized keyboard
could write so much faster if gdocs let me set the document background to a spiral gif with oscillating neon rainbow text
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
for your additional consideration: DDR dance pad sized keyboard
any schizo trans guys theorized about the potency of T gel as synth-biological sigil material. or do I gotta do everything myself
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
any schizo trans guys theorized about the potency of T gel as synth-biological sigil material. or do I gotta do everything myself
the few times I still get misgendered are clearly cuz "gay transmasc" is too esoteric but "strange butch lesbian" remains a blue collar classic around here & with that I'm frankly content
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the few times I still get misgendered are clearly cuz "gay transmasc" is too esoteric but "strange butch lesbian" remains a blue collar classic around here & with that I'm frankly content
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