Cameron “Halloween Enjoyer” Suey
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Creator of @observableradio.com Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer fmr: Avengers, Tomb Raiders, Star Warses Available for contract or collaboration pod: observableradio.com biz: cameronsuey.com fic: thejosefkstories.com (he/him)
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Greetings!

I'm an award-winning Narrative Designer and Writer with over two decades of experience - from AAA to indie games and just about everything in-between - and I'm looking for a new project to help bring to life!

You can find my previous work on my website, and I'm excited to hear from you.
Cameron Suey - Writer/Narrative Designer
Contact information for Cameron Suey, award winning writer and narrative designer. Cameron has worked on the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed franchise and most recently on Rise of the Tomb Raider.
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junlper.beer
very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
cameronsuey.com
I love how the iPhone music UI has clearly been designed by nine different people who don’t talk to each other. The best case functionality will take you to the store page for the artist as opposed to your collection of music.
The title of an album in the music app: Act III: this city made us by the protomen

In this scenario, the name of the band is grayed out and cannot be tapped The title of an album in the music app: Act II: the father of death by the protomen

In this scenario, the name of the band is red, and tapping it will bring you to the Apple Music store page, not my collection of Protomen albums A song being played by the Protomen. This time the artist’s name is red and tapping it brings up two separate options “go to album” and “go to Artist”

Tapping go to artist will still take me to the store page, showing me all of the albums I already own for sale. The Apple Music store page for the Protomen, offering a bunch of links that don’t help me. I just wanna open my other albums. Why. Why can’t you just show me my albums by the Protomen
cameronsuey.com
Guess what young Republican high school students were saying in 1994 about California proposition 187. Go on, give an educated guess!
cameronsuey.com
there is a huge difference between “they have always been like this” and “they have never been like this to me, when trying to curry my favor.”
A comic with two eagles reading the newspaper and drinking tea and four panels. In the first panel one asks “ do you think the owl is a predator?” to which the second eagle respondS “ of course not, he’s never bothered me.” And the first replies “exactly”. In the third panel they are silent, reading and drinking. In the fourth panel, the first Eagle says “ no idea what Mr. Mouse was going on about”
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Wearing increasingly stupid T-shirts until my children complain.
A green T-shirt with large white lettering reading “all joking a salad” with a large cartoon bowl of a salad above it
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uhactually.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
cameronsuey.com
May the boring tendrils of your desiccated impoverished imagination retreat from this world until you are forgotten and chewing rocks in hell, Joanne.
cameronsuey.com
I bring to you glad cultural tidings from the Spirit Halloween - there is only a tiny rack of Harry Potter costumes, dwarfed by Fortnite, Terrifier, Wednesday, and the original Ghostbusters.
cameronsuey.com
OK, first of all, congratulations, and second of all it’s very uneven. But I genuinely liked two and five!
cameronsuey.com
Sometimes I forget that it will, and that it is imminent, and that alone helps, but yes, maybe it will happen today.
cameronsuey.com
Oh I agree, and experimentation isn’t always going to yield great results almost by definition. it’s just striking how there’s always at least one that’s an absolute dog.
cameronsuey.com
I love this perpetually three out of five star franchise, and I think it’s really fun that a lot of people get to try weird shit in a different canvas, but some of these segments are crimes.
cameronsuey.com
Next year, they should try and make “VHS: Oops All Good Segments”
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Wild to be kneejerk scared of the same thing that your grandfather was - just a credulous little coward in a long proud line of panicky patriots hiding under the covers from fairy changelings and Draculas and communists.
paulheadleynba.bsky.social
It boggles my mind that the hammer and sickle is considered a socially acceptable symbol, but then braindead people probably find history difficult to digest.
cameronsuey.com
Did I hoot and holler when Rutger Hauer said “fuck the bonus” and pulled the pin on the grenade? Yes I did. I’m morally inconsistent. But there was less catharsis watching a young woman drop an old war criminal at altitude, announcing that she could do the actions that Superman would not.
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I absolutely love the idealism and optimism and goodness of Superman, but the fact that there were secondary characters who were morally allowed to commit murder so that Superman kept his hands clean really landed sour. Those are still your coworkers, and you still work with them.
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I think it’s probably safe enough to have a hot take by now, but I liked Fantastic Four more than Superman.
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seantcollins.com
Billionaires pull out box cutters in the form of unimaginable personal wealth and then force any institution that irks them to fly itself into a building
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hayao.lol
democrats pretend winning elections is this Herculean task when all they have to do is follow the blueprint of the guy who won so hard they changed the rule to "you can only be president for 8 years"
logophobe.bsky.social
Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
“Virtue signaling” has been an all-purpose tool to invalidate any form of advocacy which isn’t centered around selfishness.
larrrrrry.bsky.social
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
cameronsuey.com
So much to love here, but also Barbara can absolutely get some