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Cameron “Heavy Fog Advisory Enjoyer” Suey
@cameronsuey.com
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Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer
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I read every Epstein email to myself in the voice of Don DiMello.
Andy Daly dressed as theater impresario and absolute fucking pervert, Don Dimello, standing in front of a blackboard that reads “the girls”
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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OK I should explain. Was camping and I woke up at 6 AM to discover that my wallet was missing from my jeans, along with one of my sandals. Found both objects 100 yards away chewed up. Fox was spotted looking suspicious the night prior.
A leather wallet that has been chewed up A brown leather flip-flop that has had the toe strap bitten off A beautiful but furtive and suspicious fox who was seen at the scene of the crime
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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cat friends
Two tabby cats relax on a fake wood floor
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Get real comfy with this, Dracula. The days of vampires eating shit have begun.
That old Yankees fan in Denver who got his glasses stolen and I went running and then tripped and ate shit on the pavement, in the act of eating shit on the pavement
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Walter, the dude, and Donnie looking at a burning car. Walter says reassuringly “no Donnie, these men are cowards”
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The artwork “2000 yard stare” by Thomas Lea, depicting an American G.I. with an unfocused gaze in front of the horrors of war
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Shit.
On the left, a beatific tabby cat stretches out on a pile of blankets and laundry warm towels. On the right a gray cat looks at him with murderous intent
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Happy Halloween
Me with w a mustache dressed as capt Quint from Jaws A pumpkin carved like a shark
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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A cartoon pile of shit with a smile smiley face. The text reads poopy fart butt
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Look upon my works ye fashy, and despair.
A bag full of crumpled homemade Trump and Charlie Kirk stickers. There’s at least 100 in this bag.
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Tim Robinson, his skepticism repeated
Dathon from the STTNG Episode “Darmok”
October 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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if only there had been a clear display and discussion of that particular skull iconography and its use by nazis in recent online culture
David from that Mitchel and Webb look wearing a hat with the SS skull, specifically wondering aloud “ are we the baddies?” The obvious conclusion from both the sketch in real life is yes. Disagreeing is disqualifying.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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When your heart is in the right place, but you’re still haunted by your grandfather’s imaginary ghosts.
A large hand painted protest sign hung from an overpass it reads GOP, however the O has been replaced by a hammer and sickle, the communist logo, and I’m as confused as you are.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Absolutely not, you cur.
A cybertruck with a Honda sticker, fooling no one
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This ain’t my lime spindrift. They fucked up!
Ingredient list for lime Spindrift, showing that it now contains “lime extract”, like a common Lacroix.
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Oh no, you’re right…
Tim Robinson saying “I didn’t do fucking shit”
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The Fog Boys are out for an early stroll.
Two cats, one on a leash, walking down a concrete path toward a large open field choked with fog beneath a salmon colored sky
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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There has to be a market.
An improbable skeleton of an octopus
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I love how the iPhone music UI has clearly been designed by nine different people who don’t talk to each other. The best case functionality will take you to the store page for the artist as opposed to your collection of music.
The title of an album in the music app: Act III: this city made us by the protomen In this scenario, the name of the band is grayed out and cannot be tapped The title of an album in the music app: Act II: the father of death by the protomen In this scenario, the name of the band is red, and tapping it will bring you to the Apple Music store page, not my collection of Protomen albums A song being played by the Protomen. This time the artist’s name is red and tapping it brings up two separate options “go to album” and “go to Artist” Tapping go to artist will still take me to the store page, showing me all of the albums I already own for sale. The Apple Music store page for the Protomen, offering a bunch of links that don’t help me. I just wanna open my other albums. Why. Why can’t you just show me my albums by the Protomen
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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there is a huge difference between “they have always been like this” and “they have never been like this to me, when trying to curry my favor.”
A comic with two eagles reading the newspaper and drinking tea and four panels. In the first panel one asks “ do you think the owl is a predator?” to which the second eagle respondS “ of course not, he’s never bothered me.” And the first replies “exactly”. In the third panel they are silent, reading and drinking. In the fourth panel, the first Eagle says “ no idea what Mr. Mouse was going on about”
October 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Wearing increasingly stupid T-shirts until my children complain.
A green T-shirt with large white lettering reading “all joking a salad” with a large cartoon bowl of a salad above it
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The little yellow bit from Tron, saying “yes”
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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JULIE….
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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A black-and-white picture of a grandfatherly mustachioed man, Ettore Boiardi, wearing a white chef’s uniform. On his hat are the letters BOY – AR – DEE
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Don’t make up quotes. The other word for that is “fucking lying“
Batman breaking a gun in half saying “this is the weapon of the enemy, we do not need it. We will not use it”
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM