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masha potato
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Being annoyed at big bad toystore marketing emails 🤝 Enjoying updates on all the big bad toys I’m never gonna get
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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겨울 연인에게
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That’s what parenting feels like so far
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Saw this over on the other site. Absolutely phenomenal graphic. Much meme potential.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
One Hundred Years of Solitude TV Show🙃
By Netflix 💀
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Just as well we approved that gas plant up at Barrow hey
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!!

43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.

Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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redraw after 1 year
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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soup!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nonbinary pregnancy and parenting experience is kinda tanking all the assumptions and misgendering for 10 months and then having it catch up to you all at once one Saturday evening
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM