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Logan
@bulklogan.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Ask not for whom the tv glows
It glows for thee
It glows for thee
Nice bobo you got there
Shame if someone were to...honk on it
Shame if someone were to...honk on it
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Nice bobo you got there
Shame if someone were to...honk on it
Shame if someone were to...honk on it
Amy: you know what people need to focus on eating in a cost of living crisis?
Crowd: STAPLES!
Amy: [throws staplers at interns to uproarious applause]
Crowd: STAPLES!
Amy: [throws staplers at interns to uproarious applause]
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Amy: you know what people need to focus on eating in a cost of living crisis?
Crowd: STAPLES!
Amy: [throws staplers at interns to uproarious applause]
Crowd: STAPLES!
Amy: [throws staplers at interns to uproarious applause]
Once again Isaac Chotiner earns accolades by doing two things no other journalist does:
Have a functional brain
Ask follow-up questions
Have a functional brain
Ask follow-up questions
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Once again Isaac Chotiner earns accolades by doing two things no other journalist does:
Have a functional brain
Ask follow-up questions
Have a functional brain
Ask follow-up questions
Reposted by Logan
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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Woman beater is a republican, what a surprise
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Woman beater is a republican, what a surprise
Mechanic said my "crank shaft" needs attention
Wow OK chaser
Wow OK chaser
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Mechanic said my "crank shaft" needs attention
Wow OK chaser
Wow OK chaser
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waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
A blessing you say?
And a curse?
AND THEY'RE THE SAME THING?!
And a curse?
AND THEY'RE THE SAME THING?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A blessing you say?
And a curse?
AND THEY'RE THE SAME THING?!
And a curse?
AND THEY'RE THE SAME THING?!
Reposted by Logan
explaining EarthBound to an American: “okay so your healing items are hamburger…”
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
explaining EarthBound to an American: “okay so your healing items are hamburger…”
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If wrestlers were trans
Dwayne The Clock Johnson
Bric Flair
The Undertucker
Dwayne The Clock Johnson
Bric Flair
The Undertucker
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If wrestlers were trans
Dwayne The Clock Johnson
Bric Flair
The Undertucker
Dwayne The Clock Johnson
Bric Flair
The Undertucker
But...it pleased even the lord!
How can you not love a minor fall, leading to a major lift
How can you not love a minor fall, leading to a major lift
My bold hallelujah hot take is that christians assimilate it into their culture because it sounds bad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
But...it pleased even the lord!
How can you not love a minor fall, leading to a major lift
How can you not love a minor fall, leading to a major lift
I..
Umm
I weigh a lot
She could...
She could lift me...
Umm
I weigh a lot
She could...
She could lift me...
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I..
Umm
I weigh a lot
She could...
She could lift me...
Umm
I weigh a lot
She could...
She could lift me...
Yeah I'm poly
No, not amorous, wolly doodle all day
No, not amorous, wolly doodle all day
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yeah I'm poly
No, not amorous, wolly doodle all day
No, not amorous, wolly doodle all day
Ackshulley that John Fetterman's monster, John Fetterman is the doctor
BREAKING: Josh Fetterman has killed himself. No funeral.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ackshulley that John Fetterman's monster, John Fetterman is the doctor
Fingers crossed she goes out in a blaze of glory
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fingers crossed she goes out in a blaze of glory
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Trump’s desire to be loved leads to contradictions and no real loyalties. He’s always been like this.
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Trump’s desire to be loved leads to contradictions and no real loyalties. He’s always been like this.
I thought that the trump mamdani picture was a photoshop at first, but no, that old queen really will just glom on to ANYONE he knows is popular enough
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I thought that the trump mamdani picture was a photoshop at first, but no, that old queen really will just glom on to ANYONE he knows is popular enough
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"Pick your poison"
Me slamming the buzzer into the core of the earth: ALCOHOL!
Me slamming the buzzer into the core of the earth: ALCOHOL!
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Pick your poison"
Me slamming the buzzer into the core of the earth: ALCOHOL!
Me slamming the buzzer into the core of the earth: ALCOHOL!
Call me Styrofoam the way I melt when she gasses me up
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Call me Styrofoam the way I melt when she gasses me up
"It's like I'm just wasting away with ayds"
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"It's like I'm just wasting away with ayds"
I refuse to believe Frankenstein's congressmonster is literate, let alone was born and raised in a bookstore
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I refuse to believe Frankenstein's congressmonster is literate, let alone was born and raised in a bookstore
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actually sounding pretty fettered there, my guy
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
actually sounding pretty fettered there, my guy