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@buckshot.bsky.social
Chef, comic, muppet. ACAB. Feisty sock full of nails. I’m hot and angry and will help you if I can. Currently processing grief and might get weird about it.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
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@buckshot.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Know how I know vaccines don’t cause autism?
‘Cuz, if they did, we’d have generations of empathic folks intolerant of injustice and cats would be everywhere and we wouldn’t be dealing with this shit.
‘Cuz, if they did, we’d have generations of empathic folks intolerant of injustice and cats would be everywhere and we wouldn’t be dealing with this shit.
I’m with the in-laws for the next 4 days, so strap in for some hot Thanksgiving takes and tips from an actual professional Chef.
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m with the in-laws for the next 4 days, so strap in for some hot Thanksgiving takes and tips from an actual professional Chef.
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
“I hate this recipe. followed it exactly but I didn’t use turkey; I substituted it with a crusty sock from behind the drier that didn’t make it into the wash after my nephew’s hockey game. 1/10.”
A well-roast turkey is absolutely incredible, what’s wrong with you people.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“I hate this recipe. followed it exactly but I didn’t use turkey; I substituted it with a crusty sock from behind the drier that didn’t make it into the wash after my nephew’s hockey game. 1/10.”
Me: how are you doing?
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me: how are you doing?
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.
Ummmmm… Kay.
If you’re a former employee of mine that we had to fire b/c you were so drunk you couldn’t handle raw chicken properly & who then decided to reach out to me after 5 years saying you didn’t have any animosity about me could you please take the fucking hint and never talk to me again
If you’re a former employee of mine that we had to fire b/c you were so drunk you couldn’t handle raw chicken properly & who then decided to reach out to me after 5 years saying you didn’t have any animosity about me could you please take the fucking hint and never talk to me again
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Ummmmm… Kay.
If you’re a former employee of mine that we had to fire b/c you were so drunk you couldn’t handle raw chicken properly & who then decided to reach out to me after 5 years saying you didn’t have any animosity about me could you please take the fucking hint and never talk to me again
If you’re a former employee of mine that we had to fire b/c you were so drunk you couldn’t handle raw chicken properly & who then decided to reach out to me after 5 years saying you didn’t have any animosity about me could you please take the fucking hint and never talk to me again
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
Kay, sometime I clean up ok.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Kay, sometime I clean up ok.
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“They can’t do that! The ADA protects you!”
People love to say this when you tell them you’ve been discriminated against or mistreated for being disabled
Just because someone technically shouldn’t do something, doesn’t mean they won’t
Dealing with discrimination is a part of being disabled
People love to say this when you tell them you’ve been discriminated against or mistreated for being disabled
Just because someone technically shouldn’t do something, doesn’t mean they won’t
Dealing with discrimination is a part of being disabled
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“They can’t do that! The ADA protects you!”
People love to say this when you tell them you’ve been discriminated against or mistreated for being disabled
Just because someone technically shouldn’t do something, doesn’t mean they won’t
Dealing with discrimination is a part of being disabled
People love to say this when you tell them you’ve been discriminated against or mistreated for being disabled
Just because someone technically shouldn’t do something, doesn’t mean they won’t
Dealing with discrimination is a part of being disabled
The actual fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The actual fuck.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m glad that my pardner and my close friends know that when I text something IN ALL CAPS, it means that I am distressed but also having a sense of humor about it and not expecting to be taken seriously.
I really wish we could expect the same from the guy who has dementia AND the nuke codes.
I really wish we could expect the same from the guy who has dementia AND the nuke codes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m glad that my pardner and my close friends know that when I text something IN ALL CAPS, it means that I am distressed but also having a sense of humor about it and not expecting to be taken seriously.
I really wish we could expect the same from the guy who has dementia AND the nuke codes.
I really wish we could expect the same from the guy who has dementia AND the nuke codes.
Most of the time, I’m aware that 2 cats is too many cats. 2 large male cats in a 2 bedroom apartment is too many. I only got the 2nd one for the 1st. 2 cats, 1 dog, 10 frogs in 3 biodynamic terrariums, too many houseplants, 10 moss cultures… too much.
And then I see ONE friend get a kitten…
And then I see ONE friend get a kitten…
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Most of the time, I’m aware that 2 cats is too many cats. 2 large male cats in a 2 bedroom apartment is too many. I only got the 2nd one for the 1st. 2 cats, 1 dog, 10 frogs in 3 biodynamic terrariums, too many houseplants, 10 moss cultures… too much.
And then I see ONE friend get a kitten…
And then I see ONE friend get a kitten…
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I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
The problem with people accumulating wealth is that they’ve isolated themselves purposefully to avoid the necessary public shaming.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The problem with people accumulating wealth is that they’ve isolated themselves purposefully to avoid the necessary public shaming.
Resisting the urge to sign up my neighbor for a whole bunch of junk mail from Scientology & the J Ws, etc, and also the urge to use this time off to reorganize my entire library.
1 might result in some 3fold karmic retaliation
1 will definitely result in my floors being covered in books for days.
1 might result in some 3fold karmic retaliation
1 will definitely result in my floors being covered in books for days.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Resisting the urge to sign up my neighbor for a whole bunch of junk mail from Scientology & the J Ws, etc, and also the urge to use this time off to reorganize my entire library.
1 might result in some 3fold karmic retaliation
1 will definitely result in my floors being covered in books for days.
1 might result in some 3fold karmic retaliation
1 will definitely result in my floors being covered in books for days.
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Brooke Approved ™️
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Brooke Approved ™️
When it comes to trans kids: TruSt The ScienCe there’s TwO genders!
When it comes to vaccines: we must question scientific orthodoxy
When it comes to vaccines: we must question scientific orthodoxy
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When it comes to trans kids: TruSt The ScienCe there’s TwO genders!
When it comes to vaccines: we must question scientific orthodoxy
When it comes to vaccines: we must question scientific orthodoxy
I CAN’T USE MY DOMINANT HAND
And my left armpit itches
Halp
And my left armpit itches
Halp
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I CAN’T USE MY DOMINANT HAND
And my left armpit itches
Halp
And my left armpit itches
Halp
Oh god I’m gonna be so bored. I can’t do anything!
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh god I’m gonna be so bored. I can’t do anything!
Welp, it looks like I’m out of work for the foreseeable future with De Quervain tenosynovitus. I can barely hold a knife, let alone flip eggs or hold a 9 lb cast iron pan.
This sucks
This sucks
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Welp, it looks like I’m out of work for the foreseeable future with De Quervain tenosynovitus. I can barely hold a knife, let alone flip eggs or hold a 9 lb cast iron pan.
This sucks
This sucks
Crazy neighbor who’s convinced I’m obsessed with her and installed a camera outside her window is standing in her window now watching me smoke across the street. It’s really unnerving.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Crazy neighbor who’s convinced I’m obsessed with her and installed a camera outside her window is standing in her window now watching me smoke across the street. It’s really unnerving.
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The fact that Megyn Kelly minimized raping 15 year olds and wasn't immediately canceled from every platform, including @siriusxmprog.bsky.social and YouTube, tells you EVERYTHING that is wrong with right wing media and this country in general.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The fact that Megyn Kelly minimized raping 15 year olds and wasn't immediately canceled from every platform, including @siriusxmprog.bsky.social and YouTube, tells you EVERYTHING that is wrong with right wing media and this country in general.
Literally every person right now who has tied their life and politcal career to licking trump’s tiny little shit covered boot.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Literally every person right now who has tied their life and politcal career to licking trump’s tiny little shit covered boot.
What kind of spiritual security detail does drumpf have that kept the 3 ghosts that clearly visited MTG last night at bay?
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
What kind of spiritual security detail does drumpf have that kept the 3 ghosts that clearly visited MTG last night at bay?