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Esta turminha do barulho vai aprontar altas confusões no BlueSky
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Trying to explain the Stavvy lore to my wife after watching Bugonia

yes, this man was sleeping with Rachel Sennott and proposed an open relationship
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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... Ana Maria Braga?
Guess who's back in #dbd after 2.5 years away?

(My main is still #NeaKarlsson)
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Pra quem não lembra que o jogo tinha um filme 😂
30 years ago:
GoldenEye (UK)
When a powerful satellite system falls into the hands of Alec Trevelyan, AKA Agent 006, a former ally-turned-enemy, only James Bond can save the world...
1995-11-16
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/710
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Social media has gone beyond curing my imposter syndrome and convinced me that I am actually better than everyone in power
You don’t hate the press enough.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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i think this means she thinks Trump might pardon here and, man, i feel like if trump was trying to start a communist revolution it’d be hard to come up with a better plan that starting to pardon a bunch of famous white collar criminals
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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there’s some truth in this, but the gap between deep red and blue states isn’t explained by voter suppression alone. the white populations in deep red states vote republican at very high rates. both things are load-bearing.
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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eu sinto que o gabe newell e o leão lobo estão convergindo na mesma pessoa
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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i feel like the reason people would fall for this is if they’re conservative-culture aligned Christians who don’t read the bible and so are imagining what it’s like, who believe somewhat sensibly from context that a lot of Christianity is about extolling the virtues of heterosexual marriage
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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rooting for the ambulance parked just out of view at the high school football game
We are entering a phase when it will be very important to not hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I never thought that fighting to release the Epstein files, defending women who were victims of rape, and fighting to expose the web of rich powerful elites would have caused this, but here we are."
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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One of the more idiosyncratic things about Bluesky, which I’m sure dampens its growth potential but whatever, is how many accounts otherwise strictly focused on American politics will, once a week or so, pop off with a little porn. As a treat.

Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
See this wouldn’t be a problem on Bluesky. No fascists here. And only the porn you asked to see.
considerably more concerned with a member of congress scrolling twitter’s “for you” tab than i am about them looking at porn
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My Inquisitor every time they need to go down stairs in Skyhold
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Roman Empire on a Saturday morning.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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By turning it into a cultural issue rather than a material one with only one cogent side
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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So:
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).
This is an all-timer stupid Jacobin post, I'm not even annoyed 10/10.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Nick Fuentes is basically Paul Atreides from Dune. By this I mean he's approximately 10,000 Hitlers
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"

I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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guy who makes a chatGPT version of his beloved dead mother three weeks before openAI enables adult mode
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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A casa é branca pois houve um baile de gala
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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👀👀👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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it's either this or bombing venezuela I say let him queen out
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM