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Esta turminha do barulho vai aprontar altas confusões no BlueSky
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me doing what I can: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

others inevitably making me suffer what I must: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
some people love quoting "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." That was Athens saying that at the height of its empire. Few of those people seem to remember what happened to Athens the very next year.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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O jornalismo dos caras assim
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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WE ARE CURRENTLY CLEAN ON OPSEC
As far as I can tell yes. But much more important than that, check out what I just found on usersearch lmao
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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Eu sigo fascinado que tenha gente da esquerda americana ainda fazendo conta de "na eleição de novembro a gente retoma o Congresso e acaba com isso".

Meus anjos, se não tivessem feito nada, o Silvinei ia foder o rolê aqui em 2022 com meia dúzia de viaturas da PRF. O que vocês acham que o ICE fará?
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Eu vi esse post e essa imagem simplesmente veio na minha cabeça, eu tive que fazer
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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people are surprised geraldo is on the right side of it and the thing to remember about geraldo is that he is basically a talk show host who happens to be paid to be right wing. he will just straight up act like a normal human being any time he isn't being actively coached to do otherwise
Geraldo Rivera on the ICE shooting: "She didn’t want to hit anybody. She didn't want to run over anybody. To pretend that that was a possibility, given the fact -- I mean, do you believe me or do you believe your lying eyes? Are your lying eyes telling you something that you know is not true?"
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Because they like swords and can't read. Saved you a click
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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It’s just slamming the button over and over again, delighted that you *can*, that it keeps working and this world of images has become your plaything where you can be as crass and vulgar as you want.
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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This example kind of gives the game away re: what these guys are actually up to. I don’t think they’re really in it for the creation of porn like we usually understand it. I’m not sure how much sexual gratification is actually there. It’s more of a gleeful, anti-social misogynistic impulse.
Grok has put a bikini on one of the dead victims of the recent Swiss fire !

It's probably the most appalling thing I've seen... 🤬
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Fosse há uns 20, 30 anos essa moça da trilha já estaria negociando o cachê com a playboy e a chamada da capa ia ser "Ela vai te fazer perder o rumo!"
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Like, fundamentally, putting all matters of gender and sexual identity aside, the entire concept of websites like this is really stupid and we're all idiots for thinking people posting professionally under their own names and anonymous Animal Crossing lewd fan art accounts can mix safely.
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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I have this theory that "everything" websites are inherently dysfunctional because it's just not workable to have LinkedIn, CNN, the UN General Assembly, 4Chan, PornHub, and ESPN all wrapped into one thing and trans people suffer particularly from this in our attempts to form a community.
The thing that's really hilarious about this is that Valens is apparently being harassed for being too pro-furry while Malloy was harassed for appearing anti-furry.

It lends credence to the "trans women can do no right" thesis.

But also, folks, we're doing this to ourselves.
if this continues, you're going to wake up with no trans journalists because you've chased them all off.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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É dando que bateu as botas
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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99. eu vou mamar o seu cacete sim problema é seu você combinou agora eu vou chegar aí vou lhe mamar eu deixei todos os meus compromissos de lado pra ir aí então eu vou não saia de casa
September 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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to get speculative: trump is obsessed with the idea of himself. it's why he puts his name on everything he touches. what's killing him now is that people regard his first term as a nothingburger and he can feel himself aging and dying. how else do you guarantee a place in history? redraw the map
I’m also still sticking by something I told a reporter like a year ago. Trump craves status. He needs constant affirmations of his greatness. He wants to be in the “great-power dictator” club with Xi and Putin, and he’s been emulating them. Which means he needs a territorial claim to pursue.
The problem with the status quo is twofold. First, Trump can’t go down in history as the president who added Greenland (or, presumably, Trumpland) to the United States. Second, his cronies can’t get sweet, sweet deals for data centers — or however else they want to extract rents.
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Related to this, I think it’s under appreciated how much the radicalisation of Trump from his first term is because he doesn’t understand why becoming president didn’t make him respected.
to get speculative: trump is obsessed with the idea of himself. it's why he puts his name on everything he touches. what's killing him now is that people regard his first term as a nothingburger and he can feel himself aging and dying. how else do you guarantee a place in history? redraw the map
I’m also still sticking by something I told a reporter like a year ago. Trump craves status. He needs constant affirmations of his greatness. He wants to be in the “great-power dictator” club with Xi and Putin, and he’s been emulating them. Which means he needs a territorial claim to pursue.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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this is so common a 'new broom' mayoral tactic that it's a plot point in the fourth season of the Wire after Carcetti is elected.
It's funny how Zohran's tactic appears to be showing up to things that are well-known problems and going "wait why haven't we fixed this yet"
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
We must speak plainly: January 6th was an attempted coup. It was an effort to nullify millions of lawful votes and subvert the will of the American people.
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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My one real comment on the Jan 6 5 yr anniversary is that it was carried out by rich people. The poor hick stereotype is incorrect. It was rich people, suburban millionaires and their backers. We know this from who was arrested. It cost money to go to DC, stay at fancy hotels, fund this, etc.
Scores of now-pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionists will gather from 11:45am for a march to the Capitol starting at the Ellipse.

One insurrectionist who says he's attending: Enrique Tarrio, who was sentenced to prison until 2045 until Trump intervened.
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Desculpa, mas se você se considera um defensor da democracia e da igualdade de gênero e celebra o Dia de Reis eu não quero papo com você.
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM