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“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
From @publicsource.org
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
This is the CEO of US Steel saying it will run its coal-based facilities into the ground and leave for non-union states, rather than reinvest in cleaner technologies in the towns that birthed the steel industry. Shameful legacy.
I texted these findings to my CrossFit coach who texted back two words:
more burpees
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
I texted these findings to my CrossFit coach who texted back two words:
more burpees
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
#YestoWind
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#YestoWind
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