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Andrew Heenan
@bsky.heenan.net
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He/Him. Severely left of centre and proud of it. As woke as they come. Wide ranging experience and opinions. Founder Member Level Earth Society. Don't follow for a 'followback'; this ain't exTwitter.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 2m
You're part of the problem.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 7m
Which is pretty much a given.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 8m
New definition of 'cunt'.
But that's rage bait for you. A sad keyboard warrior looking for trouble.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 12m
It actually depends on your military successes.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 16m
Does it work in reverse?
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 2h
Avoid pizza in Bruges
Menu: "pizze - at the backside"
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 4h
He's not surrendering them, simply "not using them".
Not enough.
Remove his right to use them.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 4h
It's grand.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 4h
Cinos: Communists in name only.
Strong links to Stalin and Lenin, weak links to Marx and Marxism.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 4h
You're spending way too much time on the phone. Psychologically bad for you.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 9h
Please report back ASAP.
A nation awaits.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 9h
Selfie sticks are for kids. I'm holding out for Selfie Clubs, Selfie Iron Maidens and Selfie Ducking Stools.
Let's do this properly!
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 9h
Barney Ronay is a Millwall supporter. Nuff said.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 10h
He's right, as always. Can't see it, reply to it or like it. Tragic.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 12h
Much like cleaning the fridge. But, hopefully, tastier.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
"Aw Shit*. I've just realised I'm the Spare*"

*Select one according to preference.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
Wise choice. Psychic Scissors ✂️ are Bad For Your Health. It probably says it on the packet.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
"Our distraction worked. They'll never sus that we had an insider with a front door key."
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
Ssshhhh!
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
Weirdity?
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 14h
And that's what's happening to you. But maybe in reverse. Or different. Or something.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 1d
That's the difference between politely enquiring and "genuinely interested".
It's really not complicated.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 1d
I'm not saying you're a weirdo.
But you're a weirdo.
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 1d
"genuinely"
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Andrew Heenan @bsky.heenan.net · 1d
On the other hand, if you were "genuinely interested" you would remember.
Alzheimer's exception applies.
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