Bryan Joiner
@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs
Gollum:
Live by the tush, die by the push
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gollum:
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
I mean it’s plain fascism, obsessed with aesthetics like Hegseth, I hate neoliberalism but this ain’t it
wrote about Sean Duffy telling everyone that the way to make flying better is to blame the guy next to you for not wearing a tie. Rather than, I don’t know, keeping in place Biden’s regulations that you get a payout if your flight is delayed. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/sean-duffy...
Sean Duffy Serves Neoliberalism for Thanksgiving
It can’t fly and tastes terrible.
www.everythingishorrible.net
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I mean it’s plain fascism, obsessed with aesthetics like Hegseth, I hate neoliberalism but this ain’t it
this guy here is dead
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this guy here is dead
When you decide to organize life in your head instead of living it you get shit like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When you decide to organize life in your head instead of living it you get shit like this
I’m so excited there’s a new Baumbach movie for me to hate, this is living
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m so excited there’s a new Baumbach movie for me to hate, this is living
ears
Get ready to fall in love with every wag of, ZERO, located in Fairfield, CA.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zero-79654091/ca/fairfield/solano-county-sheriffs-office-ca504/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zero-79654091/ca/fairfield/solano-county-sheriffs-office-ca504/
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ears
It is stupid how good MARGIN CALL is
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It is stupid how good MARGIN CALL is
Bert is the best media writer there is
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bert is the best media writer there is
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Mr Chotiner has the self respect to not have a bluecheck on the boer app. Well done humble sage.
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mr Chotiner has the self respect to not have a bluecheck on the boer app. Well done humble sage.
the goat
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the goat
MARGIN CALL never missed my god
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MARGIN CALL never missed my god
Sam Altman belongs in, will eventually land in, prison
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sam Altman belongs in, will eventually land in, prison
Unless you do it the right way like Michael Flynn, for which you will receive $50 mil
If you dare to displease the despot, you will be declared an enemy of the state and every lever of it will be deployed against you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Unless you do it the right way like Michael Flynn, for which you will receive $50 mil
How is Trevor Lawrence real
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
How is Trevor Lawrence real
I know someone singing Evenflow when I see it
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I know someone singing Evenflow when I see it
Max is Barry Bonds right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Max is Barry Bonds right?
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Happy Leclerc! Rejoice for the 15 minutes it lasts!
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Happy Leclerc! Rejoice for the 15 minutes it lasts!
Bump
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bump
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If Oscar is out of it I’ll just root for a Max masterclass, why not
Piastri is Joe Burrow-Coded
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Piastri is Joe Burrow-Coded
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Cynthia Erivo at the Vegas GP lmao
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cynthia Erivo at the Vegas GP lmao
never imagined anything else, known it since like age 12
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
never imagined anything else, known it since like age 12