Dan
@danjoncon.bsky.social
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I am here to be silly and cheer for the Seattle Mariners.
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ridethekick.bsky.social
isn't mr rager such a good fit for this team though. from a surface-level, context-less perspective. gotta ask a mythical guy where he's going & how to get there, bc the path is untrodden. ichiro said, "seize the moment" & this team said, "ok. we're off on an adventure"

✅ I'm crying right now
danjoncon.bsky.social
Absolute highlight from last night for me, was seeing people love baseball for the first time. I think I made 1 or 2 of them lifelong Mariners fans!

This is such a special time y'all :)
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Watching this game with friends that never watch baseball and they are all getting so into it. I love it.

Mariners transcend fandoms.
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Blue Jays are 0-4 in postseason games vs Cal Raleigh
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THE JAYS SLAYER STRIKES AGAIN
A meme based on a knight slaying a dragon, the dragon is the Blue Jays, the knight is Cal Raleigh
danjoncon.bsky.social
I have the day off, and I think I'm just going to rewatch both games haha. Can't possibly handle other activities atm
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megancorcoran.bsky.social
Good morning to everyone but especially to the 2-0 ALCS series-leading Seattle Mariners.
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noethematt.bsky.social
Seeing a lot of "No Kings" protests groups using AI images lately

You aren't resisting fascism by using their tools

Be better than that
danjoncon.bsky.social
It's 2 AM. I should be sleeping.

Instead I'm giggling and kicking my feet about the Seattle Mariners.
danjoncon.bsky.social
You certainly lack the experience, and I would not hire you.
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This is a dream right? No way the Mariners just took 2 of 2 from Toronto IN Toronto. There is no damn way we are 2 wins away from our first World Series appearance ...
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You are in fact dreaming, but somehow, we are all having the same dream.
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Your Seattle Mariners took 2/2 games against the Toronto Blue Jays on short rest and what should have been a hangover series. Let's freaking GOMS!
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omg I can't believe we won the first two games
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
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OMFG MARINERS WIN
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This ump suuuucks
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Emerson Handcock time!
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Carlos Vargas just pitched in the ALCS and I feel fine?
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I can't believe we're up 9-3 what the shit
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My sister texting me: "Also Julio might be the prettiest man I've seen."
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JOSH NAYLOR MY HEART AND SOUL ARE YOURS
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"This umpire is terrible, in football this would never stand" - a brit that has never watched a baseball game in his life
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I fucking love this. Welcome <3
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I'm so happy, some of them have never watched a baseball game before and they are screaming and cheering!
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"OMG this game is so hype WTF"

"this dude looks like a substitute teacher" (Mitch Garver)