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bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · Dec 20

by the end of my life i will have spent hundreds of hours failing to convince automated faucets where my fucking hands are

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 6h

a.k.a. "i would kill them. ok, have a nice day everyone!"

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 7h

after all, trump had his day in the sun

trump looking like a ballsack on the cover of time

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 7h

if only we could do that with, say, presidents

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 7h

"one last thing mr. president..."

**proceeds to motorboat trump's tie**

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 7h

i want to hear mamdani's best macho man in his next media appearance

a man in a pink shirt is holding a man 's hand while another man looks on .

Alt: macho man randy savage telling mean gene okerlund: "the cream rises to the top"

media.tenor.com

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 9h

gas chambers: locker room talk
charlie kirk: lock em up talk

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 19h

"so we're making love, and i said, 'bobby, whisper something sweet to me.' i tell ya, there was so much scraping and scratching, i thought he was still shoveling dinner off the freeway!"

rodney dangerfield with his arms outstretched looking aghast

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

welp turns out we're practically neighbors

well-tread but can't recommend Banh Mi My Tho enough (any location, but the alhambra one has the most charm)

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

* yet

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

❗we gotta trade spots then bc i got a few

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

charlie kirk may have run for president, but he would have had about the same level of success as any other conservative right-wing extremist, a.k.a. mike huckabee, pat robertson

just bc you can reach the youths on the tiketytoks doesn't mean you can win the general

primary maybe though

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

as long as the bread (and cilantro) (and pickled veg) was still crispy

damn, that sounds goood🤤

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

as a banh mi enthusiast, pls explain

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

please turn it and tell us if the roof flies off

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

these days the GOP would call this hate speech

scene from PCU in which jessica walter tells david spade: "you cocky, pointy-nosed little reaganite."

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

known, or acknowledged aloud on air/in print?

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

a.k.a. dickthrips a.k.a. dips

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit, a journalist asked my joke as a real question

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

wait wait guys, maybe thousands of young republicans are just a few thousand bad apples

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

but if you make them the right amount of bitter to do the job properly, they'll unionize

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

young republicans orientation

mr. burns to bart, upon giving him a burns-style suit: "soon you'll have a mighty hump."

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

i hear sirens going off when he speaks but they mean something different than this

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

💧

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

when there are us senators in their 13th decade of life, these repulsive chodes become young by comparison

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

bri-ll🎃-ween @briween.bsky.social · 1d

hates critics, hates women more, hates women critics most