bri-"pumpkin pie"-ween 🥧
@briween.bsky.social
something something simpsons reference
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give me the good ol' days where Claude was just the name someone gave their Realdoll
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
give me the good ol' days where Claude was just the name someone gave their Realdoll
which is strange because i always thought her species thrived in moisture-rich environments
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
which is strange because i always thought her species thrived in moisture-rich environments
don't worry it's lowercase
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
don't worry it's lowercase
ok no worth it
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ok no worth it
good news, they have a pill for that
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
good news, they have a pill for that
martini!
sorry i'm not ordering a drink devito's character was named this
sorry i'm not ordering a drink devito's character was named this
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
martini!
sorry i'm not ordering a drink devito's character was named this
sorry i'm not ordering a drink devito's character was named this
it's a holiday, get both and mix them together
you deserve it!
you deserve it!
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
it's a holiday, get both and mix them together
you deserve it!
you deserve it!
"bring me all the tractors you have"
"all of them?"
"all of them?"
a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
Alt: gary oldman screaming "everyone!" in léon/the professional (1994)
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"bring me all the tractors you have"
"all of them?"
"all of them?"
his forehead isn't even moving
wait it's a picture
wait it's a picture
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
his forehead isn't even moving
wait it's a picture
wait it's a picture
i heard there were something like 3 or 4 but ok this is fucking ridiculous
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i heard there were something like 3 or 4 but ok this is fucking ridiculous
communist barber called The Prolet-hair-iat
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
communist barber called The Prolet-hair-iat
in many cases it's where the power comes from
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
in many cases it's where the power comes from
see also: jerry put that down, where did you get that jerry, jesus jerry how did you not see that, and for god's sake jerry take that out of your mouth
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
see also: jerry put that down, where did you get that jerry, jesus jerry how did you not see that, and for god's sake jerry take that out of your mouth
see also: male, christian, republican
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
see also: male, christian, republican
this was mine
this just in: american public far less sold on the usefulness of feces cannons than feces cannon salesmen & investors
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
this was mine
sweet jesus that's awful
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
sweet jesus that's awful
and how long have you worked here in the military?
("6 months")
6 months, ok
("6 months")
6 months, ok
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
and how long have you worked here in the military?
("6 months")
6 months, ok
("6 months")
6 months, ok
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Wild Strawberries
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Three Identical Strangers
Moneyball
Wild Strawberries
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Three Identical Strangers
Moneyball
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Wild Strawberries
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Three Identical Strangers
Moneyball
Wild Strawberries
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Three Identical Strangers
Moneyball
9 times out of 10 the answer is "bc they were saving it for their book"
why inform the public when there's money to be made
why inform the public when there's money to be made
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
9 times out of 10 the answer is "bc they were saving it for their book"
why inform the public when there's money to be made
why inform the public when there's money to be made
