Brittz0rz🧋
@brittz0rz.bsky.social
I'm Brittany
39, she/her, married, 🏳️🌈
Writer, Extra Lifer, etc.
Zelda, Day6, eaJ, LUCY, SKZ, K-pop in general, 707/MysMe
🚫DNI: minors, blanket anti-AI folks, Day6 OT4
39, she/her, married, 🏳️🌈
Writer, Extra Lifer, etc.
Zelda, Day6, eaJ, LUCY, SKZ, K-pop in general, 707/MysMe
🚫DNI: minors, blanket anti-AI folks, Day6 OT4
I bought a new phone and I feel like I'm awkwardly waiting to tell my current phone that it's over. She's still a good phone, it's just... she's so out of date.
God, I was trying to make a dark joke and now I feel sad for my perfectly decent old phone. 😭
God, I was trying to make a dark joke and now I feel sad for my perfectly decent old phone. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I bought a new phone and I feel like I'm awkwardly waiting to tell my current phone that it's over. She's still a good phone, it's just... she's so out of date.
God, I was trying to make a dark joke and now I feel sad for my perfectly decent old phone. 😭
God, I was trying to make a dark joke and now I feel sad for my perfectly decent old phone. 😭
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i hate it when the package tracking says "being processed at carrier facility" bitch you're the carrier. you're in there playing with my christmas presents arent you
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i hate it when the package tracking says "being processed at carrier facility" bitch you're the carrier. you're in there playing with my christmas presents arent you
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some of the dorkier crips and bloods trying to figure out why there's so many crazy people melting down on r slash gangs talking
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
some of the dorkier crips and bloods trying to figure out why there's so many crazy people melting down on r slash gangs talking
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I hate my CNS. Overstimulated and then triggered like a goddamn landmine. Freeze mode hurts like a bitch. Like a rabbit. Stiff. Invisible. And then the screaming.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate my CNS. Overstimulated and then triggered like a goddamn landmine. Freeze mode hurts like a bitch. Like a rabbit. Stiff. Invisible. And then the screaming.
Me rn
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Me rn
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My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
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COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM
COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
Thanksgiving 2025: the year I eat turkey, fruit salad, and some baked plain apple slices I made for myself after making 4 other pies I can't eat. I'll be fine, but I come from a long line of histrionic women whose decades of work would mean nothing if I didn't make a holiday about my own suffering.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Thanksgiving 2025: the year I eat turkey, fruit salad, and some baked plain apple slices I made for myself after making 4 other pies I can't eat. I'll be fine, but I come from a long line of histrionic women whose decades of work would mean nothing if I didn't make a holiday about my own suffering.
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If you can't tell, I post a lot and get even more verbose when I'm stressed or slammed with work. ADHD superpower? Hyperfocus from my meds? No. All I have is ✨ Procrastiranting. ✨ Could I take actions to prevent this? Surely not. Scientists haven't yet found a way.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you can't tell, I post a lot and get even more verbose when I'm stressed or slammed with work. ADHD superpower? Hyperfocus from my meds? No. All I have is ✨ Procrastiranting. ✨ Could I take actions to prevent this? Surely not. Scientists haven't yet found a way.
It's called Gaviscon, not Gaviscon't.
Was that anything?
Was that anything?
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's called Gaviscon, not Gaviscon't.
Was that anything?
Was that anything?
Swallowing a Labubu as a little thank you gift for my endoscopy doctor
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Swallowing a Labubu as a little thank you gift for my endoscopy doctor
Okay, I have a lot of work and four pies to finish today.
Oh, you mean one of my favorite artists in the world is crashing out in ways that hurt personally? Okay, well fuck me, then.
Oh, you mean one of my favorite artists in the world is crashing out in ways that hurt personally? Okay, well fuck me, then.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Okay, I have a lot of work and four pies to finish today.
Oh, you mean one of my favorite artists in the world is crashing out in ways that hurt personally? Okay, well fuck me, then.
Oh, you mean one of my favorite artists in the world is crashing out in ways that hurt personally? Okay, well fuck me, then.
X-Files' "Milagro." If you find Padgett sympathetic or noble, you've never been a woman around a guy like him. A fixated, ego-driven creep who romanticizes unwanted advances. When he does the bare minimum right thing, it's "heroic." The overwriting in the script itself smacks of incel manifesto.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
X-Files' "Milagro." If you find Padgett sympathetic or noble, you've never been a woman around a guy like him. A fixated, ego-driven creep who romanticizes unwanted advances. When he does the bare minimum right thing, it's "heroic." The overwriting in the script itself smacks of incel manifesto.
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Sigourney Weaver’s homunculus, Sigourette
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sigourney Weaver’s homunculus, Sigourette
There are 3 kinds of Discord status friends:
- the one with an actual current status
- the one with a quote or lyrics
- the one that says shit like "snowball pussy anesthesia"
If this sounds extremely specific, yes, it's for exactly the reason you think.
- the one with an actual current status
- the one with a quote or lyrics
- the one that says shit like "snowball pussy anesthesia"
If this sounds extremely specific, yes, it's for exactly the reason you think.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There are 3 kinds of Discord status friends:
- the one with an actual current status
- the one with a quote or lyrics
- the one that says shit like "snowball pussy anesthesia"
If this sounds extremely specific, yes, it's for exactly the reason you think.
- the one with an actual current status
- the one with a quote or lyrics
- the one that says shit like "snowball pussy anesthesia"
If this sounds extremely specific, yes, it's for exactly the reason you think.
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The Forum Boy
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
The Forum Boy
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Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
"If we have UBI, everyone will get lazy and nobody will work anymore!"
Have you seen the time and money people will spend to get premium upgrades and cosmetics for video games and other hobbies? Trust me, people will be motivated to earn money to enjoy life and not just survive.
Have you seen the time and money people will spend to get premium upgrades and cosmetics for video games and other hobbies? Trust me, people will be motivated to earn money to enjoy life and not just survive.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"If we have UBI, everyone will get lazy and nobody will work anymore!"
Have you seen the time and money people will spend to get premium upgrades and cosmetics for video games and other hobbies? Trust me, people will be motivated to earn money to enjoy life and not just survive.
Have you seen the time and money people will spend to get premium upgrades and cosmetics for video games and other hobbies? Trust me, people will be motivated to earn money to enjoy life and not just survive.
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point: