Wolf
@brighteyeswolf.com
IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."
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Wolf
@brighteyeswolf.com
· Feb 26
The existence of legal name means that there's a name that you can acquire in an illegal manner.
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I should've bought that 9070xt last year
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I should've bought that 9070xt last year
They will, it is just going to be the same as in Russia for the past 25 or so years.
Some Americans still think they're gonna have more elections, lol.
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
They will, it is just going to be the same as in Russia for the past 25 or so years.
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product idea: comfort "ctrl z" keyset for digital artists trying out traditional mediums
it doesn't work
there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"
it doesn't work
there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
product idea: comfort "ctrl z" keyset for digital artists trying out traditional mediums
it doesn't work
there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"
it doesn't work
there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"
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I forgot to put “Bo Burnham releases some insanely genius thing” on my 2026 bingo card but this is me predicting it. He’s been quiet too long.
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I forgot to put “Bo Burnham releases some insanely genius thing” on my 2026 bingo card but this is me predicting it. He’s been quiet too long.
The amount of reputational damage that U.S. has inflicted to itself within the last year will take at least a decade if not two (or more) to repair. What an incredible level of self-own.
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The amount of reputational damage that U.S. has inflicted to itself within the last year will take at least a decade if not two (or more) to repair. What an incredible level of self-own.
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1/9 - Hi I'm David: impatient with repetition and fascinated by surprise.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
1/9 - Hi I'm David: impatient with repetition and fascinated by surprise.
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fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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friend: i was gonna pick this character in this dating sim, but now i can't since you voice him
me: ah, so you're a coward
me: ah, so you're a coward
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
friend: i was gonna pick this character in this dating sim, but now i can't since you voice him
me: ah, so you're a coward
me: ah, so you're a coward
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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So we are living in a really bad Steven Seagle movie
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
So we are living in a really bad Steven Seagle movie
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As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
It is O(ut).
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It is O(ut).
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
My last.fm scrobble metrics look like a middle finger... A middle finger to the year when I was probably the most depressed in my entire life.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My last.fm scrobble metrics look like a middle finger... A middle finger to the year when I was probably the most depressed in my entire life.
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How often do you feel like you have said something funny or clever, only to read the message later and think, “Damn, this guy is a moron. I wonder who that is… oh wait, it’s me. I’m the guy.”
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
How often do you feel like you have said something funny or clever, only to read the message later and think, “Damn, this guy is a moron. I wonder who that is… oh wait, it’s me. I’m the guy.”
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
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gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy