Brewt Blacklist
@brewtblacklist.bsky.social
Writing is risky behavior; so is reading. Transgressive erotic whimworker who is definitely not for the kids, probably not for the adults, either. Yeah: warning.
Warning here, too:
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4800 words.
Not for the faint of heart.
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4800 words.
Not for the faint of heart.
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December.
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Turns out that democracy also dies in stage lights
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Turns out that democracy also dies in stage lights
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Nearly HALF of all consumer spending in the US is done by the top 10%, so I know we're not immediately jumping to conclusions and ranting at the bottom 50% blaming them for big black Friday numbers. Right? RIGHT?
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nearly HALF of all consumer spending in the US is done by the top 10%, so I know we're not immediately jumping to conclusions and ranting at the bottom 50% blaming them for big black Friday numbers. Right? RIGHT?
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It’s close enough to 8pm
a cartoon character with a top hat and socks
ALT: a cartoon character with a top hat and socks
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s close enough to 8pm
I'm sure my auditors are going to ba all kinds of surprised about this.
Not to mention the medical professionals my family is so very steroed with.
And never you ever mind the teachers.
Not to mention the medical professionals my family is so very steroed with.
And never you ever mind the teachers.
#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #DV1
This regime regards anything that doesn’t make a big, quick, direct profit as a waste, but it includes many essential functions
Society needs talented people to work in these fields; discouraging them is myopic.
This regime regards anything that doesn’t make a big, quick, direct profit as a waste, but it includes many essential functions
Society needs talented people to work in these fields; discouraging them is myopic.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm sure my auditors are going to ba all kinds of surprised about this.
Not to mention the medical professionals my family is so very steroed with.
And never you ever mind the teachers.
Not to mention the medical professionals my family is so very steroed with.
And never you ever mind the teachers.
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*ahem*
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
*ahem*
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
It has a name, and it's literally Hero.
Never forget.
Can confirm.
EvenCoolerness is beyond Gail.
EvenCoolerness is beyond Gail.
Don’t make me be nice to you, Cargill!
But the answer is no. Gail cannot get any cooler. It’s just science.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Can confirm.
EvenCoolerness is beyond Gail.
EvenCoolerness is beyond Gail.
Yes, American Christianity Is Cruel On Purpose
YouTube video by Genetically Modified Skeptic
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I'm not totally sure the poem is necessary
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm not totally sure the poem is necessary
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
And here I am, solidly wishing I had someone here, next to me, cuddling for all she was worth thru all these horrible Saturday night horror movies until we trundle off to bed where we can hold onto each other for our dear lives until we wake each other in the deep dark night for conciliatory passion
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And here I am, solidly wishing I had someone here, next to me, cuddling for all she was worth thru all these horrible Saturday night horror movies until we trundle off to bed where we can hold onto each other for our dear lives until we wake each other in the deep dark night for conciliatory passion
Yes you.
Yes here.
Yes now.
Yes here.
Yes now.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Yes you.
Yes here.
Yes now.
Yes here.
Yes now.
Tonight’s strawberry margarita is in condensed form and has in it that one ingredient everyone keeps asking about (gazurple)
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Tonight’s strawberry margarita is in condensed form and has in it that one ingredient everyone keeps asking about (gazurple)
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Report #80
@gailsimone.bsky.social continues to use uncertainty as a weapon.
@gailsimone.bsky.social continues to use uncertainty as a weapon.
Report #80
Violation Type:Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true.If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:NoDoes this violation involve tea/…
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November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Report #80
@gailsimone.bsky.social continues to use uncertainty as a weapon.
@gailsimone.bsky.social continues to use uncertainty as a weapon.
A cat shows up, and yet does not:
A) save the day
B) betray all the humans
C) die a pointless horrifying death
D) be revealed as the diabolical mastermind behind all the terrible things that happen, laughing all the way.
It's almost like the people behind this film had never even heard of Kafka.
A) save the day
B) betray all the humans
C) die a pointless horrifying death
D) be revealed as the diabolical mastermind behind all the terrible things that happen, laughing all the way.
It's almost like the people behind this film had never even heard of Kafka.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A cat shows up, and yet does not:
A) save the day
B) betray all the humans
C) die a pointless horrifying death
D) be revealed as the diabolical mastermind behind all the terrible things that happen, laughing all the way.
It's almost like the people behind this film had never even heard of Kafka.
A) save the day
B) betray all the humans
C) die a pointless horrifying death
D) be revealed as the diabolical mastermind behind all the terrible things that happen, laughing all the way.
It's almost like the people behind this film had never even heard of Kafka.
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This morning I was sneezing. And now, this evening, my nose is a little stuffed up.
And on top of that, vudu is glitching on the streaming.
That all can’t be good, can it?
And on top of that, vudu is glitching on the streaming.
That all can’t be good, can it?
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This morning I was sneezing. And now, this evening, my nose is a little stuffed up.
And on top of that, vudu is glitching on the streaming.
That all can’t be good, can it?
And on top of that, vudu is glitching on the streaming.
That all can’t be good, can it?
That part where one of the Baldwins tells Sharon Stone that he wants to see her—does that line even work, ladies?—and she lets him look and explore and more, cooperating and encouraging him and everything.
That.
That.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
That part where one of the Baldwins tells Sharon Stone that he wants to see her—does that line even work, ladies?—and she lets him look and explore and more, cooperating and encouraging him and everything.
That.
That.
It can’t be easy for you, what with all the murder, and the dirt.
—Fallout
—Fallout
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It can’t be easy for you, what with all the murder, and the dirt.
—Fallout
—Fallout
The look on Billy Bob Thornton’s face when his daughter tells him the rule:
“As long as he never cums in me, he can cum anywhere he wants on me.”
—Landman
“As long as he never cums in me, he can cum anywhere he wants on me.”
—Landman
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The look on Billy Bob Thornton’s face when his daughter tells him the rule:
“As long as he never cums in me, he can cum anywhere he wants on me.”
—Landman
“As long as he never cums in me, he can cum anywhere he wants on me.”
—Landman
You've just died. 6th picture in yor gallery is what killed you.
Imagine my surprise.
Imagine my surprise.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You've just died. 6th picture in yor gallery is what killed you.
Imagine my surprise.
Imagine my surprise.
Tonight’s old-fashioned experiment is in condensed form, served on a plate, as opposed to in a glass.
Coppermuse whiskey, spiked tea-honey, saffron + orange fennel + hellfire bitters, lemon mist, purple & bronze glitter.
Hits harder than one would think a chewy delight could.
I'm on to something.
Coppermuse whiskey, spiked tea-honey, saffron + orange fennel + hellfire bitters, lemon mist, purple & bronze glitter.
Hits harder than one would think a chewy delight could.
I'm on to something.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tonight’s old-fashioned experiment is in condensed form, served on a plate, as opposed to in a glass.
Coppermuse whiskey, spiked tea-honey, saffron + orange fennel + hellfire bitters, lemon mist, purple & bronze glitter.
Hits harder than one would think a chewy delight could.
I'm on to something.
Coppermuse whiskey, spiked tea-honey, saffron + orange fennel + hellfire bitters, lemon mist, purple & bronze glitter.
Hits harder than one would think a chewy delight could.
I'm on to something.