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Brainmist
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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.

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(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
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Oh no! Is that what happened to Snuffy's teeth?
holiday scenes but with muppets: thread
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh no
heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everything looks so dry, only Ben Shapiro would want to eat it.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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He's from Chicago and he has a bat, Kate. I'm not gonna argue with him. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Alexa, play music!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So.... instead of discounts on present-type items, price hikes for the holidays?

I mean.... hasn't that been kinda the whole year?
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Tastes OK for delivery."
"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Imagine a random club."

Me: Hmmm....

"You're picturing it right now, aren't you?"

Me: Oh yeah. *quiet smile*

"Now imagine free-flowing, anything-goes conversation..."

Me: wha? Conversa....? Oh. Ope.

*puts shillelagh back in the mental closet*
Imagine a random club. You’re picturing it right now, aren’t you? Now imagine free-flowing, anything-goes conversation. And more neon than you’ve ever seen in your life
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
Trump is doing 95% of the shit the Declaration of Independence was written about so Miller was kind of spot on about importing the horrors of… England.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The parental units have been putting praise break music over their kids tantrums. 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*guffaw!*

I am begging people with cats to do this. Heck, I may try this with the dog.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Kinda seems like the perfect event to allow Trump to claim his Afghan purge/ eventual Muslim ban is justified, and also for the Taliban to get its hands on escaped Afghans who aided the US, and if we had remotely functional intelligence agencies, they'd probably be looking for dots to connect.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It is one thing I love about bsky. Lots of passionate people with Things They Love.
I love when people have A Thing That They Love and they post about The Thing a lot. It makes me happy
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That Iowa isn't doing better is atrocious: nearly 60% of our power comes from wind, and I will tell you, it is super cheap electricity. My last month's bill was $31; $21 of that was gas for heating and water.

Why are Iowans struggling?

Because Iowa's economy, under the GOP, is struggling.
TRUMP DID THIS 👇
Surging power prices = increased overdue electric bills & a growing number of households pending electrical shutoff

🔴 states overall appear higher

TX again proving everything is BIGGER, not better in the Lone ⭐️ State

The new Google AI Data Center will only decrease affordability
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Seeing videos of ICE illegally trespassing, without warrant or ID, on homeowners' private property, it amazes me that none of these stupid pawns has considered that Trump WANTS them to get shot by someone under Stand Your Ground policy, so he can escalate to using the military to kill Americans.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Oooof, tiny OSHA me has indeed been repeating "the stressor doesn't have to be consciously perceived as a threat to trigger a threat response".
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Not having children or student loans, and having the ACA so I can get decent insurance without depending on corporate employment, has also been key to my independence.

When the GOP pushes forced birth, slashes support for ed, and kills the ACA? It's because they do not want people to have choices.
I don't have children or student loans, and I bought a house with money left to me when my mother died, and I never leave those three things out of the "how did you transition into freelancing full time" conversation because otherwise it is WILDLY disingenuous to talk about how writing pays my bills
And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.

The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Throwing down for mincemeat (with REAL whipped cream, none of this "cool hwip" bullshit).

Best part about loving mincemeat? There's a good chance you're going to get the whole damn pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My dog urgently comes to tell me if I've forgotten food in the microwave, and would definitely know on sight that Trump is a Very Bad Man, which I feel makes her more qualified to vote than any "AI" and also anyone who continues to defend the anti-constitutional murdering pedo felon and his goons.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tragically, there's a lot of overlap between healthy food deserts and clean air deserts.
Only the best artisanal gluten-free air of course
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM