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Brainmist
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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.

This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.

*not exclusively

(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
McKellen Magneto would take fashion pointers from Derek Guy and Derek Guy only.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's very brave of that pastry to smile through its pain.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Monogamy? In this economy?
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My physics professor was shot to death by a disgruntled student, along with several others, and I've watched with horror while the GOP made state gun regulation even more permissive.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Like, how dumb do you have to be to provoke someone to lawfully shoot you for committing illegal actions, just so that Trump can escalate his unconstitutional war on America?

Maybe he'll put a plaque to your dumb ass corpse, but it's 100% going to praise him, not you. Will it be worth it?
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Also really not sure how to build a new career if/ when we lose OSHA.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Has he considered rejuvenating by irradiating his balls? I hear that's all the thing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wow, have I got news for you regarding the possibility of rape and murder in the USA.... and, fun fact, the risks are mostly from acquaintances/ family/ intimate partners.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Perfect! More for me! Also, please eat the foods I find inedible; I hate to throw things out but there are some things I cannot eat and the dog is already plump enough.

(I do not understand people who insist others must like their favorite foods. Did the Spratts teach them nothing?)
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"This came about after we really fucked up" should be a caution to not fuck up, not the roadmap to eventual non-fuckery.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ah, but that was in the Star Trek universe, where they didn't have a TV show in the 1960s showing them what the future could be.

We did have that model. I kinda thought, having dreamt it and created it on screen, more people would think "yes, that please".

TBF, I was 10.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That's what I assumed... but it could be it's just mislabeled on the website.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Neither do all eggroll wrappers.... although I discovered one that claims to be "plant-based" that does include some egg. 😄 So that seems a tad misleading....
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And they do sometimes contain things like corned beef and sauerkraut. Which is, btw, absolutely delicious.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Eggroll.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I really miss believing we'd at least be headed in the direction of Star Trek.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Confirming the Illinois motto: "Vote early and often!"
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I kinda suspect it's more "scientists notice people are treating LLMs as if they had consciousness and are sounding the alarm that this is a Bad Thing".
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM