Patrick D Ryall
@bookofpdr.com
The world's foremost reviewer of fictional beekeepers
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Patrick D Ryall
@bookofpdr.com
· Oct 26
Horses are baby cows.
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
If things had gone slightly differently, we could have a franchise of movies based around Predator vs Batteries Not Included.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If things had gone slightly differently, we could have a franchise of movies based around Predator vs Batteries Not Included.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
On this date, November 23rd, the first Superman theatrical feature film, Superman and the Mole Men, premieres in 1951.
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#SupermanAndTheMoleMen #Superman #DCComics #OnThisDate
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#SupermanAndTheMoleMen #Superman #DCComics #OnThisDate
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
On this date, November 23rd, the first Superman theatrical feature film, Superman and the Mole Men, premieres in 1951.
superman.fandom.com/wiki/Superma...
#SupermanAndTheMoleMen #Superman #DCComics #OnThisDate
superman.fandom.com/wiki/Superma...
#SupermanAndTheMoleMen #Superman #DCComics #OnThisDate
By my clockulations, I was probably conceived roughly around the time the 1980 musical The Apple was released. I can't prove these things were related, but I also can't prove they were not.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
By my clockulations, I was probably conceived roughly around the time the 1980 musical The Apple was released. I can't prove these things were related, but I also can't prove they were not.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
In an infinite universe, this is happening somewhere in a room at any given moment. And I take comfort in that. This is my religion.
a group of people standing in front of a wall of lights
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a wall of lights
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November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In an infinite universe, this is happening somewhere in a room at any given moment. And I take comfort in that. This is my religion.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
"It's a nice day here at the No Racists Club."
"Why won't you let us in the club? You're discriminating against us!"
"Actually, we'd love to have you! You're gonna give up being racist and join the club? That's great news!"
"I never said that!"
"Why won't you let us in the club? You're discriminating against us!"
"Actually, we'd love to have you! You're gonna give up being racist and join the club? That's great news!"
"I never said that!"
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"It's a nice day here at the No Racists Club."
"Why won't you let us in the club? You're discriminating against us!"
"Actually, we'd love to have you! You're gonna give up being racist and join the club? That's great news!"
"I never said that!"
"Why won't you let us in the club? You're discriminating against us!"
"Actually, we'd love to have you! You're gonna give up being racist and join the club? That's great news!"
"I never said that!"
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A prequel even Hollywood is too afraid to do: The Rookie Horror Picture Show
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A prequel even Hollywood is too afraid to do: The Rookie Horror Picture Show
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
I’m at a bit of an impasse these days, trying to capture the energy & immediacy of my rough layouts in my final finished pages, which always wind up more carefully controlled. If I can fuse these two sensibilities I might be on to something.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m at a bit of an impasse these days, trying to capture the energy & immediacy of my rough layouts in my final finished pages, which always wind up more carefully controlled. If I can fuse these two sensibilities I might be on to something.
Pluribus: I would spend days just asking if they knew what kinds of aliens were out there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Pluribus: I would spend days just asking if they knew what kinds of aliens were out there.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
Every single thing conservatives are mad about can fit into three categories:
1) things they made up
2) things they caused
3) things that are none of their gosh damn business
1) things they made up
2) things they caused
3) things that are none of their gosh damn business
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every single thing conservatives are mad about can fit into three categories:
1) things they made up
2) things they caused
3) things that are none of their gosh damn business
1) things they made up
2) things they caused
3) things that are none of their gosh damn business
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
Cats are a type of puppy
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cats are a type of puppy
Shoutout to those who are working in the lab late tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Shoutout to those who are working in the lab late tonight.
As we approach Halloween, an important reminder: bsky.app/profile/book...
If Dracula ever tries to get me I will absolutely murder him. This constitutes a legal threat from me to the vampire Count Dracula. I accept all responsibity for issuing this threat. I would murder Dracula for real.
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
As we approach Halloween, an important reminder: bsky.app/profile/book...
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
Scientists say that at least 23% of mist that we see in everyday life is vampires.
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists say that at least 23% of mist that we see in everyday life is vampires.
They sell Kinder Eggs at Quark's. The place is actually well known for its hollow sweets.
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They sell Kinder Eggs at Quark's. The place is actually well known for its hollow sweets.
There should be a website that tells you which movies have the phrase "sweet helicopter" so we can know which movies might have a sweet helicopter or people talking about a sweet helicopter.
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
There should be a website that tells you which movies have the phrase "sweet helicopter" so we can know which movies might have a sweet helicopter or people talking about a sweet helicopter.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
Even if things improve, we are in the Pancakes Divorce Pancakes universe
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Even if things improve, we are in the Pancakes Divorce Pancakes universe
Looks like Itch.io is down and I have to assume it's because of the overwhelming demand for The Demon of South Gloria.
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bsky.app/profile/book...
If you're one of those people who loves wordsearch puzzles but wished they were way more complicated and somehow told a Halloween-appropriate story about a demonic cult, The Demon of South Gloria exists for exactly you and nobody else.
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The Demon Of South Gloria by Patrick D Ryall
A printable set of word search and word jumble puzzles about fighting a demonic force.
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October 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Looks like Itch.io is down and I have to assume it's because of the overwhelming demand for The Demon of South Gloria.
bsky.app/profile/book...
bsky.app/profile/book...
I am now the proud owner of a pile of skulls.
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I am now the proud owner of a pile of skulls.
Nobody talks about it, but the problem with using maple-coated almonds as an ingredient when baking is that any time you are not actively putting them in the thing, you are tempted to put them in yourself.
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Nobody talks about it, but the problem with using maple-coated almonds as an ingredient when baking is that any time you are not actively putting them in the thing, you are tempted to put them in yourself.
Reposted by Patrick D Ryall
Never forget that becoming a fascist is volunteering to end up in a bunker with a gun in your mouth.
The thing I really need people to understand is that fascism was always this stupid. Back then, they were also this stupid.
Okay, if they were this stupid, why did they win?
They didn't. They lost, they were on drugs, they got shot, they cried like babies, and they shot themselves.
Okay, if they were this stupid, why did they win?
They didn't. They lost, they were on drugs, they got shot, they cried like babies, and they shot themselves.
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Never forget that becoming a fascist is volunteering to end up in a bunker with a gun in your mouth.
The first caveman who turned into a werewolf musta been pretty confused.
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The first caveman who turned into a werewolf musta been pretty confused.