IT WAS VERY GINGER-HEAVY SHIRL 😭😭😭

we need a supercut of all the things mike doesn’t know and hasn’t heard

see, this is why i need that eye-nose-throat dr, my tea shooting out my nose like this is a problem

ACCURACY ABOVE ALL

we need to fund you a trip to MoA for research

tbf we’re also shaming her hard for use of the term ‘exiled’ when she first makes such horrendous decisions and is then rewarded with a book deal and a high profile job

/3 But a huge plurality, at least, of the modern GOP is of the opinion that noticing bigoted trash is more un-American and destructive than BEING bigoted trash: that dehumanizing fellow Americans based on immutable characteristics is morally superior to criticizing anyone for doing that.

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"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Absolutely thrilled to share the cover to next year's short story collection coming out from @tordotcom.bsky.social! I'm obsessed with it!

Comes out March 24, 2026, but you can pre-order it now wherever you like getting your books! Here's Macmillan's link.

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the master race, every. damn. time.

uuuuuggghhh, nooooo

glad no one was hurt

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

Feels like we're on the precipice of the most awkward data breach imaginable.

why is it never the correct obit, dammit

‘racism sucks!’
‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME!’

always showing their entire unwashed asses stepping up to claim personal harm from a broad statement

happily it includes philly as of now

Andy's right. We do want to make these events look safe and farcical... Because that's what they are.

The administration is trying to move paramilitary forces into our cities on the pretense that violence and crime is out of control, and we're out there meeting them with fucking frog costumes.

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

I think it matters that to whatever degree we want to credit Trump with doing this as-yet-tenuous deal, forget the ten months of ongoing support for genocide, the support for bombing Tehran, etc.; Trump helped accomplish this by telling Palestinians if they didn’t sign on he’d see them all destroyed

Hard to argue with any of this.

Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE