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blobulouscat.bsky.social
the best Bean review to date
a kindly review of Bean the Blobulous in repose
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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
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blobulouscat.bsky.social
the master race, every. damn. time.
blobulouscat.bsky.social
uuuuuggghhh, nooooo

glad no one was hurt
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markpopham.bsky.social
if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company
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mehill.bsky.social
Feels like we're on the precipice of the most awkward data breach imaginable.
blobulouscat.bsky.social
why is it never the correct obit, dammit
blobulouscat.bsky.social
‘racism sucks!’
‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME!’

always showing their entire unwashed asses stepping up to claim personal harm from a broad statement
blobulouscat.bsky.social
happily it includes philly as of now
charlotteclymer.bsky.social
Growing list of airport authorities who are refusing to play the Kristi Noem video for travelers that blames Democrats for the shutdown:

Portland International Airport
Seattle–Tacoma International Airport
Buffalo Niagara International Airport
Niagara Falls International Airport

(cont'd)
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
Andy's right. We do want to make these events look safe and farcical... Because that's what they are.

The administration is trying to move paramilitary forces into our cities on the pretense that violence and crime is out of control, and we're out there meeting them with fucking frog costumes.
michaelehayden.bsky.social
I love when Andy Ngo does one of his David Attenborough-style posts about Antifa and highlights some kid who took a bong rip and waddled into the protest dressed like a giant muppet.

My favorite flavor of his commentary by far.
Andy Ngo wants to draw your attention to Barney the dinosaur
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
I think it matters that to whatever degree we want to credit Trump with doing this as-yet-tenuous deal, forget the ten months of ongoing support for genocide, the support for bombing Tehran, etc.; Trump helped accomplish this by telling Palestinians if they didn’t sign on he’d see them all destroyed
davidaustinwalsh.bsky.social
Genuinely don’t think our political discourse is capable of talking about how Donald Trump—*Donald Trump*—just halted an ongoing genocide.
nposegay.bsky.social
I have strong doubts that the 'ceasefire' will hold and lead to an actual peace deal, but it seems like, maybe, somehow, Trump kinda learned a lesson here...?
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suzettesmith.bsky.social
Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE
blobulouscat.bsky.social
out here publicly yearning for sunn m’cheaux to turn you into pudding
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blackazizanansi.blacksky.app
No mugshot. Lol
thadochocinco.bsky.social
From the people that repeatedly shoot at the Emmitt Till Memorial Marker comes Brent Jones, who was arrested for pissing in the reflecting pool and destroying the eternal flame at Martin Luther King's burial site www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Eternal flame at Martin Luther King Jr.’s Atlanta burial site destroyed
Police say the man also urinated in the reflective pool.
www.wsbtv.com
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blobulouscat.bsky.social
EXCELLENT, i worry about my moots
blobulouscat.bsky.social
should i even ask how the jobhunt is going
blobulouscat.bsky.social
‘worst cartoon’ MATTY HOW COULD YOU
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
This is the best way to fight fascism. Fascists understand violence, and know how to respond to that… But they don’t understand mockery.

Like, they want to be like “Portland is a war zone,” sooo hard, but it’s just a bunch of people in inflatable frog suits, lol
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
blobulouscat.bsky.social
i am confident if he sends any forces to philly there will be a proliferation of Gritty costumes

and it will be glorious
blobulouscat.bsky.social
“gonna be sharia law!” are your neighbors good with that, they’ve always seemed super concerned about that