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the best Bean review to date
a kindly review of Bean the Blobulous in repose
blobulouscat.bsky.social
IT WAS VERY GINGER-HEAVY SHIRL 😭😭😭
blobulouscat.bsky.social
we need a supercut of all the things mike doesn’t know and hasn’t heard
screenshot of a video clip of johnson blathering about his extreme innocence in the matter of the epstein birthday book johnson blathering of his lack of knowledge regarding the shutdown
blobulouscat.bsky.social
see, this is why i need that eye-nose-throat dr, my tea shooting out my nose like this is a problem
blobulouscat.bsky.social
we need to fund you a trip to MoA for research
blobulouscat.bsky.social
tbf we’re also shaming her hard for use of the term ‘exiled’ when she first makes such horrendous decisions and is then rewarded with a book deal and a high profile job
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kenwhite.bsky.social
/3 But a huge plurality, at least, of the modern GOP is of the opinion that noticing bigoted trash is more un-American and destructive than BEING bigoted trash: that dehumanizing fellow Americans based on immutable characteristics is morally superior to criticizing anyone for doing that.
blobulouscat.bsky.social
@bookshop.org supports LOCAL bookshops! millions of dollars so far have gone to make sure small local shops are more secure and able to stock what their patrons want to read, and authors benefit as well meaning MOAR BOOKS FOR US
randulo.com
Another choice worth checking into if you buy e-books but boycott Amazon like we do.

#books #reading
Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon
www.salon.com
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lukebmtb.bsky.social
"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"
Scrooge leaning out of a window meme image
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amalelmohtar.com
Absolutely thrilled to share the cover to next year's short story collection coming out from @tordotcom.bsky.social! I'm obsessed with it!

Comes out March 24, 2026, but you can pre-order it now wherever you like getting your books! Here's Macmillan's link.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
On a gradient background that goes from blush-pink at the top to a muddy green at the bottom, a book cover. Super-imposed on a pastoral, oil-painting style image depicting a forested foreground and a hilly background beneath a soft champagne sky, is superimposed a 3-dimensional rhomboid-shape, the facets of which play with space. One facet shows a pale cloudy sky, and from it, a brown hare emerges chasing the hind legs and bushy tail of a wolf, the rest of which vanishes out of the rhomboid frame. The rhomboid's other facets -- which create the kind of infinity loop of an Escher painting -- are either blush-pink or covered in the greenery from the background. Above the rhomboid is the title, and the subtitle "Stories"; below it are the words New York Times Bestselling & Award-winning Author Amal El-Mohtar. My name and the word "Stories" are in the same blush-pink as the rhomboid's facets.
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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math
blobulouscat.bsky.social
the master race, every. damn. time.
blobulouscat.bsky.social
uuuuuggghhh, nooooo

glad no one was hurt
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markpopham.bsky.social
if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company
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mehill.bsky.social
Feels like we're on the precipice of the most awkward data breach imaginable.
blobulouscat.bsky.social
why is it never the correct obit, dammit
blobulouscat.bsky.social
‘racism sucks!’
‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME!’

always showing their entire unwashed asses stepping up to claim personal harm from a broad statement
blobulouscat.bsky.social
happily it includes philly as of now
charlotteclymer.bsky.social
Growing list of airport authorities who are refusing to play the Kristi Noem video for travelers that blames Democrats for the shutdown:

Portland International Airport
Seattle–Tacoma International Airport
Buffalo Niagara International Airport
Niagara Falls International Airport

(cont'd)
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
Andy's right. We do want to make these events look safe and farcical... Because that's what they are.

The administration is trying to move paramilitary forces into our cities on the pretense that violence and crime is out of control, and we're out there meeting them with fucking frog costumes.
michaelehayden.bsky.social
I love when Andy Ngo does one of his David Attenborough-style posts about Antifa and highlights some kid who took a bong rip and waddled into the protest dressed like a giant muppet.

My favorite flavor of his commentary by far.
Andy Ngo wants to draw your attention to Barney the dinosaur
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
I think it matters that to whatever degree we want to credit Trump with doing this as-yet-tenuous deal, forget the ten months of ongoing support for genocide, the support for bombing Tehran, etc.; Trump helped accomplish this by telling Palestinians if they didn’t sign on he’d see them all destroyed
davidaustinwalsh.bsky.social
Genuinely don’t think our political discourse is capable of talking about how Donald Trump—*Donald Trump*—just halted an ongoing genocide.
nposegay.bsky.social
I have strong doubts that the 'ceasefire' will hold and lead to an actual peace deal, but it seems like, maybe, somehow, Trump kinda learned a lesson here...?
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suzettesmith.bsky.social
Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE