Blahblahellis
@blahblahellis.bsky.social
Dad, husband, journo, TV producer, WIP.
Australia.
Australia.
At least once a week I get a note like this handed to me. I hold it close, look at every line, every curve, and try desperately to learn the secrets hidden in the ink. But every single time when I get home my wife will say: “You didnt get gladwrap? Or strawberry roll-ups?”
I will somehow be able to decipher this in the morning in order to transcribe it into the #wip, but I can't tell you exactly how 😆
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
At least once a week I get a note like this handed to me. I hold it close, look at every line, every curve, and try desperately to learn the secrets hidden in the ink. But every single time when I get home my wife will say: “You didnt get gladwrap? Or strawberry roll-ups?”
But… if you had to do shit and the music is helping you do shit right now, do we assume the shit you had to do is this post?
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
But… if you had to do shit and the music is helping you do shit right now, do we assume the shit you had to do is this post?
Just phoned my wife at work and she answered on a landline. When it came time to hang up I was treated to that unique sound of a phone actually being put back on the hook… and my brain exploded. I haven’t heard that noise in YEARS!!!
I might ring her back just to hear it again!
I might ring her back just to hear it again!
a red telephone is sitting on a bed with a red cord
ALT: a red telephone is sitting on a bed with a red cord
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just phoned my wife at work and she answered on a landline. When it came time to hang up I was treated to that unique sound of a phone actually being put back on the hook… and my brain exploded. I haven’t heard that noise in YEARS!!!
I might ring her back just to hear it again!
I might ring her back just to hear it again!
I think the funniest thing about this is hearing Bare rave about how much he is in love with Sunny… starting the countdown now.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I think the funniest thing about this is hearing Bare rave about how much he is in love with Sunny… starting the countdown now.
I’ve done those “producer in the back of the car as they drive away” interviews on Bachelor and trust me, Janette is holding it together WAY better than some have but that’s still genuine pain. She did NOT see that coming.
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I’ve done those “producer in the back of the car as they drive away” interviews on Bachelor and trust me, Janette is holding it together WAY better than some have but that’s still genuine pain. She did NOT see that coming.
At least 6 times per visit to Bluesky I hit “show less like this” to pics of cats. And yet just like in real life, they keep appearing in front of me demanding attention.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
At least 6 times per visit to Bluesky I hit “show less like this” to pics of cats. And yet just like in real life, they keep appearing in front of me demanding attention.
Carol from Pluribus:
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Carol from Pluribus:
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
So his list is films where: A man fights corruption, a family fight Nazis, a son fights for hope and finally a man who fights corruption and Nazis to give his son hope.
Oh and that last one is based on a book called “In the end, I beat Hitler”.
That’s some awesome messaging going on there Mr Pope!
Oh and that last one is based on a book called “In the end, I beat Hitler”.
That’s some awesome messaging going on there Mr Pope!
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So his list is films where: A man fights corruption, a family fight Nazis, a son fights for hope and finally a man who fights corruption and Nazis to give his son hope.
Oh and that last one is based on a book called “In the end, I beat Hitler”.
That’s some awesome messaging going on there Mr Pope!
Oh and that last one is based on a book called “In the end, I beat Hitler”.
That’s some awesome messaging going on there Mr Pope!
Ironically, it hasn’t aged well.
#InterviewWithTheVampire was released on this day, 31 years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ironically, it hasn’t aged well.
12th November, 1977:
"Doctor Who: Image of the Fendahl" part 3. #DoctorWho
"Doctor Who: Image of the Fendahl" part 3. #DoctorWho
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pretty sure this is a Pokémon.
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Pretty sure this is a Pokémon.
11/11… Never forget The Dismissal. The greatest moment in Australian political history happened that day when Norman Gunston interrupted the official speeches to say hi to the crowd and ask a few hilarious questions of the main players.Absolute gold.
youtu.be/K9hZ7kjgFh4
youtu.be/K9hZ7kjgFh4
Norman Gunston at 'The Dismissal'
YouTube video by Jocktheterrible
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
11/11… Never forget The Dismissal. The greatest moment in Australian political history happened that day when Norman Gunston interrupted the official speeches to say hi to the crowd and ask a few hilarious questions of the main players.Absolute gold.
youtu.be/K9hZ7kjgFh4
youtu.be/K9hZ7kjgFh4
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Jon Bon Jovi being described as the Temu Bruce Springsteen is the greatest, and most accurate, burn I’ve heard in years.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jon Bon Jovi being described as the Temu Bruce Springsteen is the greatest, and most accurate, burn I’ve heard in years.
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If I ever start writing on Substack please advise my carer I need my meds reviewed.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If I ever start writing on Substack please advise my carer I need my meds reviewed.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Just discovered Derry Girls and Welcome to Derry are two very different shows. Shrug.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just discovered Derry Girls and Welcome to Derry are two very different shows. Shrug.
Losing the plot today, just used a calculator to divide 600 by 10. Looked at the result and thought “Oh yeah… of course it is.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Losing the plot today, just used a calculator to divide 600 by 10. Looked at the result and thought “Oh yeah… of course it is.”
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If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.
America is rooted. Masked thugs are kidnapping people off the streets, pointing loaded guns at those who film them and disappearing the kidnapped to God knows where… and THIS is what’s taken to court?
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
America is rooted. Masked thugs are kidnapping people off the streets, pointing loaded guns at those who film them and disappearing the kidnapped to God knows where… and THIS is what’s taken to court?
Just watched the trailer for A Very Jonas Christmas where the boys are stranded and have to take planes trains and automobiles to get home for the holiday. What a novel idea.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just watched the trailer for A Very Jonas Christmas where the boys are stranded and have to take planes trains and automobiles to get home for the holiday. What a novel idea.
This is MASSIVELY unhinged.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is MASSIVELY unhinged.