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ben. diana truther. elderly student. darts hooligan. 🏳️‍🌈
📍up north, uk.
bird app: @barfjamin
Pinned
⚠️ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT? ⚠️

well, you have now. hi Pablo 💖
maybe the sniper was a medic and thought an emergency tracheotomy was medically necessary i’m just saying let’s not jump to conclusions until we know all the facts
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i am calling this out as a very funny thing to do to a deserving target
Literally every lib that complains about Bluesky being an echo chamber defaults to blocking anyone to their left who disagrees with them.

(the redecorated reception area is the HQ of a very influential far right lobbying org).
August 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
OFFICER

WHAT SEEMS
TO BE
THE FUCKING
PROOOOOOOBLEEEEEEEEM

music.apple.com/gb/album/who...
Who Let The Dogs Out by Lambrini Girls on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
wow this app sucks ass and i’m not going to do this at all
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I'm getting along well with my friends today too.

今年のお盆は穏やかですっ☆ちょっと刺激が足らないくらいですっ☆
August 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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not very opsec of you, mr. cyber intelligence
August 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
decided i was spending too much time on twitter, deactivated for a break, learned how to do sudoku, got bored of it, lurked on my alt a few times, and now, like a junkie searching the carpet for a crumb of drug, i’m on fucking bluesky seeking my fix. probably just not gonna have a break from twitter
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
so close, @news.sky.com!! that is called Torture 💕
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
oh no, poor show from Labour. maybe they should be more like Reform UK. demonise asylum seekers. make disabled people’s lives worse. attack trans people some more. tell poor people it’s their fault. surely just a little more right wing policy will save starmer from being atrocious at politics
May 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Never Mind The Ballots by Chumbawamba on Apple Music
Album · 1987 · 8 Songs
music.apple.com
March 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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What happens if we deliberately pit half the country against each other to fight for dwindling resources amid plummeting living standards, where the press is borderline National Front incitement to riot for most of every year? Good things, I guess. Let’s find out.
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
nah the algorithm here is flooded with literal and metaphorical dicks what’s that about
March 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it’s all going really well btw. can’t you feel all that Keir Starmer’s Own Personal Labour Party’s Change™ Sponsored By Blackrock in the air? feels great to finally have a government that won’t shy away from attacking every single marginalised group in the country. who said they were just red tories
thank god the Labour Party is now the party of Rupert murdoch and sun readers. i’m sure this will only be good news for the workers the party is supposed to represent.
March 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hello bluesky jason momoa looks like he needs a wash
February 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yakuza 5 fishing minigame bad
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
it’s so windy and my dog is such a wuss that she’s basically welded herself to me. we’re not in Kansas anymore, Peggy.
December 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
nooooo you don’t understand, biden’s nowhere near as corrupt as trump, and to prove it, he’s pardoning his son for all crimes he may or may not have committed. it’s not corrupt because he’s the president. i am very smart
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
putting this non-committal out through spokespeople is embarrassing. when iran struck israel, keir starmer addressed the nation. the time has come for starmer to apologise, resign, explain his human rights blind spot, resign again and then issue a further apology. only then can the healing begin
November 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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NEWS IN PHOTO: Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz withdraws after learning America over 18
November 21, 2024 at 6:06 PM
could it possibly have something to do with all that murdery war crimey stuff
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
the new developments have been too much for matt miller’s brain to process, sadly his head has exploded
State Department press briefing canceled for today
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
why does the UK keep dangling our tackle in a lion’s mouth like this? stop it. our country is already a shithole without getting nuked
Britain's armed forces would be ready to fight their Russian counterparts "tonight" if Vladimir Putin invades another Eastern European nation, a top UK military chief said today.
UK army chief: We’re ready to fight Putin in Eastern Europe
Rob Magowan told MPs the British Army ‘would fight tonight’ if asked amid rising tensions with Russia.
www.politico.eu
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES

THIS IS A SKI RESORT

LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING

OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM