ben dover𓅮
@bjg.me
ben. diana truther. elderly student. darts hooligan. 🏳️🌈
📍up north, uk.
bird app: @barfjamin
📍up north, uk.
bird app: @barfjamin
wow this app sucks ass and i’m not going to do this at all
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
wow this app sucks ass and i’m not going to do this at all
so close, @news.sky.com!! that is called Torture 💕
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
so close, @news.sky.com!! that is called Torture 💕
it’s so windy and my dog is such a wuss that she’s basically welded herself to me. we’re not in Kansas anymore, Peggy.
December 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
it’s so windy and my dog is such a wuss that she’s basically welded herself to me. we’re not in Kansas anymore, Peggy.
farting a 6 and getting sentenced to lïfë in a Swedish jail
November 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
farting a 6 and getting sentenced to lïfë in a Swedish jail
rachel reeves, first female chancellor of great britain, has NOT gained a career advantage by lying on her CV and how dare you think otherwise. in other news, gigantic carbon monoxide leak and lead poisoned drinking water detected in offices of the guardian.
November 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
rachel reeves, first female chancellor of great britain, has NOT gained a career advantage by lying on her CV and how dare you think otherwise. in other news, gigantic carbon monoxide leak and lead poisoned drinking water detected in offices of the guardian.
ffs. thanks starmer. 🆒😎👍👌✊
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
ffs. thanks starmer. 🆒😎👍👌✊
⚠️ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT? ⚠️
well, you have now. hi Pablo 💖
well, you have now. hi Pablo 💖
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 PM
⚠️ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT? ⚠️
well, you have now. hi Pablo 💖
well, you have now. hi Pablo 💖
this one quote should’ve been the end of that cunt Allison Pearson’s career.
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
this one quote should’ve been the end of that cunt Allison Pearson’s career.
hey siri play fame by irene cara
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 PM
hey siri play fame by irene cara
smashed it 💪 definitely haven’t been sat around eating crisps all day, no siree
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
smashed it 💪 definitely haven’t been sat around eating crisps all day, no siree
omg just like my brain ☺️
November 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
omg just like my brain ☺️
it’s a crypto pump and dump scam on a governmental level and that is literally all there is to it.
November 13, 2024 at 5:39 PM
it’s a crypto pump and dump scam on a governmental level and that is literally all there is to it.
second greatest girls aloud song of all time
November 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
second greatest girls aloud song of all time
3/4
she was incredibly timid due to her life on the streets, we’ve had to work hard to bring her out of her shell (especially around our cats!) but she’s finally turning into the most confident little lady around!
i’d never heard of a kokoni before but this little lady changed my life.
she was incredibly timid due to her life on the streets, we’ve had to work hard to bring her out of her shell (especially around our cats!) but she’s finally turning into the most confident little lady around!
i’d never heard of a kokoni before but this little lady changed my life.
August 16, 2024 at 3:08 AM
3/4
she was incredibly timid due to her life on the streets, we’ve had to work hard to bring her out of her shell (especially around our cats!) but she’s finally turning into the most confident little lady around!
i’d never heard of a kokoni before but this little lady changed my life.
she was incredibly timid due to her life on the streets, we’ve had to work hard to bring her out of her shell (especially around our cats!) but she’s finally turning into the most confident little lady around!
i’d never heard of a kokoni before but this little lady changed my life.
relentless. just the worst people in the world
July 5, 2024 at 12:49 AM
relentless. just the worst people in the world
what’s this frozen shite peddler doing on a politics show on the telly like a real human being who knows anything
July 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
what’s this frozen shite peddler doing on a politics show on the telly like a real human being who knows anything
EXCLUSIVE: me saving Keir Starmer ally Morgan McSweeney’s mobile telephone number into microsoft excel if i had a nokia 9210i communicator in the year 2002
July 4, 2024 at 10:42 PM
EXCLUSIVE: me saving Keir Starmer ally Morgan McSweeney’s mobile telephone number into microsoft excel if i had a nokia 9210i communicator in the year 2002
banned for pretending to save Keir Starmer’s political ally Morgan McSweeney’s mobile telephone number in my contacts. this is, frankly, Starmer’s Britain.
July 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
banned for pretending to save Keir Starmer’s political ally Morgan McSweeney’s mobile telephone number in my contacts. this is, frankly, Starmer’s Britain.
77% of people feel this election campaign has addressed either not much or none of the issues they are most concerned about. getting the tories out is all well and good but in a year’s time when everything’s still awful, starmer’s gonna struggle.
July 3, 2024 at 2:44 PM
77% of people feel this election campaign has addressed either not much or none of the issues they are most concerned about. getting the tories out is all well and good but in a year’s time when everything’s still awful, starmer’s gonna struggle.
fuck adobe all my homies hate adobe
July 3, 2024 at 2:28 PM
fuck adobe all my homies hate adobe
lol yeah whatever nerd, go away and take your ladybird big book of revolutionaries with you
May 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
lol yeah whatever nerd, go away and take your ladybird big book of revolutionaries with you
