William Horatio Augustus Francis Denton
@billydenton.bsky.social
In unrequited love with life
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When Verbal rapped "I'll always be a masochist with cheap taste," I felt that
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i think a lot of car discourse boils down to whether you think a car is a horse or a gun.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i think a lot of car discourse boils down to whether you think a car is a horse or a gun.
me and who
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
me and who
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
If you want a short, easy to digest Who is This Guy and What is he About, I just ordered a Kuchisake-Onna plushie
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you want a short, easy to digest Who is This Guy and What is he About, I just ordered a Kuchisake-Onna plushie
Any day I get to bring up something I learned from Neal Stephenson is a good day
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Any day I get to bring up something I learned from Neal Stephenson is a good day
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Out of respect for his wishes, I'm not even going to ask Harada to enjoy his retirement or whatever.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Out of respect for his wishes, I'm not even going to ask Harada to enjoy his retirement or whatever.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN
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Get high and listen to Puffy AmiYumi
September 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Get high and listen to Puffy AmiYumi
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I met Ken Levine in line at a concert, seemed like we were going to be there for a while so I told him I really enjoyed Bioshock. He said "Oh let me guess, you hated Infinite?" and I said no, I liked it and he went "Oh so Bioshock 2 just fucking sucks?" I was pretty sure that one wasn't even his.
i know we talk a lot about misinformation and stuff these days but it’s actually okay to make up bad stuff about ken levine. One time i saw him grab the groceries out of a lady’s car in the parking lot of a grocery store then he drove to the ocean and threw them in the ocean.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I met Ken Levine in line at a concert, seemed like we were going to be there for a while so I told him I really enjoyed Bioshock. He said "Oh let me guess, you hated Infinite?" and I said no, I liked it and he went "Oh so Bioshock 2 just fucking sucks?" I was pretty sure that one wasn't even his.
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The thing about fansubs is regardless of anything else that may be going on, ultimately fansubs are made by someone who *really cares about what they're making*. That actually was true at one time at Crunchyroll. It is not true now.
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The thing about fansubs is regardless of anything else that may be going on, ultimately fansubs are made by someone who *really cares about what they're making*. That actually was true at one time at Crunchyroll. It is not true now.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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The shift from yandere to girl-failure is an actual recession indicator as gooners revise their girl-next-door standards.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The shift from yandere to girl-failure is an actual recession indicator as gooners revise their girl-next-door standards.
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I set two personal projects for myself this week:
1) Learn to roll my Rs
2) Learn to play Inalla, Archmage Ritualist
Learning to play Inalla is going great. I cannot currently roll an R
1) Learn to roll my Rs
2) Learn to play Inalla, Archmage Ritualist
Learning to play Inalla is going great. I cannot currently roll an R
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I set two personal projects for myself this week:
1) Learn to roll my Rs
2) Learn to play Inalla, Archmage Ritualist
Learning to play Inalla is going great. I cannot currently roll an R
1) Learn to roll my Rs
2) Learn to play Inalla, Archmage Ritualist
Learning to play Inalla is going great. I cannot currently roll an R
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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woman after my own heart
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
woman after my own heart
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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