John Lebow
@bignicejohn.bsky.social
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John's just this guy, you know.... a he/him guy, that is.
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bignicejohn.bsky.social
And you know what... watch one of the best, funniest funeral speeches you will ever see.

Courtesy of me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Nl...
bignicejohn.bsky.social
Mhmmm... for the fucking circus!

Wait... that might be worse.
sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Aquarius: You will come to realize that being sold to the circus when you were nine may have caused some lasting emotional trauma.
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
if you cannot produce your own autism, store bought is fine
two containers of tylenol
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benmacleod.bsky.social
Canadians – If you have some time this long weekend, fill out this godawful government survey on AI, which itself seems to have been written by AI trained exclusively on buzzword-laden LinkedIn posts.
bignicejohn.bsky.social
You almost never see the FRONT of the home run jacket.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
*after scoring on ourselves repeatedly* Well we obviously can't count on our fair-weather so-called fans to cheer for anything. The only way out of this hole is to find some new ways to score on ourselves; we need those opposing fans even more than before.

oh I suppose YOU have a better idea
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
bignicejohn.bsky.social
This is disappointing.

If I'm honest, about 60% of my retirement plan was 'evolve directly into a crab.'
jopabinia.bsky.social
I'm on the BBC talking about (how we won't be) evolving into crabs 🧪🦀

Also features Matt Wills (my academic older brother) and Ned Suesat-Williams (of the crab museum!). Unfortunately they were in London and I on zoom, so there was no time to tell Ned to join here
BBC Audio | The Curious Cases of Rutherford & Fry | To Crab, or Not to Crab?
Hannah and Dara investigate why nature has evolved the humble crabs so many times.
www.bbc.com
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
bignicejohn.bsky.social
There was some video of him running yesterday, and he ran like I do.

I think im a decade a half older than him, and notably not a professional athlete, either.

At this point, I'm not sure he's available for the World Series, either.
bignicejohn.bsky.social
I didn't realize how woefully incomplete my home was without these.
riotgrlerin.bsky.social
book covers featuring the muppets: thread
Elmo on the cover of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
bignicejohn.bsky.social
Actually, I probably look even better in sweaters this year!

... I lost a bunch of weight in the hospital.
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trans.bsky.social
go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍🌈
bignicejohn.bsky.social
It Me!!
chaoskat.bsky.social
I am also Built For Fall (looks good in sweaters)
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ifycomedy.com
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
bignicejohn.bsky.social
And torched the Yanks in the playoffs, too!
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
bignicejohn.bsky.social
Thanks, and happy Canadian Thanksgiving weekend to you!
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sadvil.bsky.social
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)
bignicejohn.bsky.social
All washed and ready for another round..
A Blue Jays jersey hangs up, Doc Halladay patch on the left sleeve, Tom Cheek patch on the right.  The poster taught himself to sew to put those patches on.