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I’m at a loss.
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Always identify with the oppressed
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He’s talking to Trump about Trump while Trump is sleeping.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
lol. Affordability is a hoax.
Q: You talk about affordability. Are the American people getting impatient with the reforms you're making?

TRUMP: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can you imagine something being all about three words, but you only have two? Damn.
Fuhhh uhhh uhh.. dude is sooo gone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Who the hell is this Mr. Beast character???
If just one person truly loved Mr. Beast, it would break his terrible curse
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey guys! Check out my petard.. Let’s blow a hole in this fence!
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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The most important aspect of this Tylenol debacle, is that the President raped children.
September 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s crazy how much her voice and cadence IS Stephen Miller’s. Wtaf
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”

@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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#GVerse #NotMyPresident's second confession, on 03/07/25, that THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED FOR HIM! The first was on 01/19/25! Keep Reposting!!!
March 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
She’s high af
Kelly Johnson: “Men’s brains are like waffles… Our brains are like spaghetti.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Miller’s ancestors were Jewish immigrants who fled pogroms, discrimination, and authoritarian rule. If they had “re-created” what they escaped, it would’ve meant authoritarianism, discrimination, targeting minorities, rigid hierarchies, and curtailed freedoms.

What?! Wait a minute…
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I only have a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Caption this:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I can’t believe Trump hasn’t put his desk on a pedestal..
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Excerpt from the last book that President Trump read, Lord of the Flies, which he was required to read while at boarding school in the 1950s:
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cuttlefish Hypnotises Prey | Blue Planet II | BBC Earth
YouTube video by BBC Earth
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM