Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
I’m dead serious about this. Lose the DH. The mayhem I saw when Daniel Murphy and Kyle Schwarber were stuck in the pre-DH N.L. is just what the doctor ordered. You want gappers? Make Yordan Álvarez field every day.
This is a good dive into something we've been talking about for a while and which many people refuse to admit:
fielders are too good, low BA is not just hitters wanting launch angle or whatever
More hits? Make it harder on fielders.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
fielders are too good, low BA is not just hitters wanting launch angle or whatever
More hits? Make it harder on fielders.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
The gapper is dead: Who killed the double and triple — and what can MLB do about it?
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’m dead serious about this. Lose the DH. The mayhem I saw when Daniel Murphy and Kyle Schwarber were stuck in the pre-DH N.L. is just what the doctor ordered. You want gappers? Make Yordan Álvarez field every day.
You guys I hate to be a buzz kill but I’ve seen this stuck or rogue radio station before and it’s always a publicity stunt to get attention before a format change.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You guys I hate to be a buzz kill but I’ve seen this stuck or rogue radio station before and it’s always a publicity stunt to get attention before a format change.
Been there.
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Been there.
I think I speak for all of Vancouver when I say we do not claim Grimes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think I speak for all of Vancouver when I say we do not claim Grimes.
Check out this threek.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Check out this threek.
All week long I wake my daughter up for school and she really doesn’t like it.
Today is the day for her revenge.
Today is the day for her revenge.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
All week long I wake my daughter up for school and she really doesn’t like it.
Today is the day for her revenge.
Today is the day for her revenge.
Packing your own condiments and spices with you like when you’re on a trip to Cuba.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Packing your own condiments and spices with you like when you’re on a trip to Cuba.
My hot American Thanksgiving take remains that it’s too close to Christmas if you’re among the folk who do both holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My hot American Thanksgiving take remains that it’s too close to Christmas if you’re among the folk who do both holidays.
I tried to do the five concerts thing but it put a lump in my throat for bands that nobody knows about outside of the hundred people who were there when it happened.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I tried to do the five concerts thing but it put a lump in my throat for bands that nobody knows about outside of the hundred people who were there when it happened.
Niche Burnaby skeet: I mentioned Crystal Mall in front of my daughter and then I had to explain that they don’t sell crystals.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Niche Burnaby skeet: I mentioned Crystal Mall in front of my daughter and then I had to explain that they don’t sell crystals.
Furthest in Canada:
North - Prince George
West - Tofino
East - Chicoutimi
South - Windsor
North - Prince George
West - Tofino
East - Chicoutimi
South - Windsor
The furthest in *Canada:*
North: Wolverine Bay, BC
West: Tofino, BC
East: New Haven, NS
South: Niagara Falls, ON
North: Wolverine Bay, BC
West: Tofino, BC
East: New Haven, NS
South: Niagara Falls, ON
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Furthest in Canada:
North - Prince George
West - Tofino
East - Chicoutimi
South - Windsor
North - Prince George
West - Tofino
East - Chicoutimi
South - Windsor
Super addicted to butter flavoured potato chips right now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Super addicted to butter flavoured potato chips right now.
The Lost Vikings.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Lost Vikings.
Bait.
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bait.
Let’s go!
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Let’s go!
Am I the only one who hears “Sonny Gray” to the melody of the first line of the Sesame Street theme song?
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Am I the only one who hears “Sonny Gray” to the melody of the first line of the Sesame Street theme song?
Friends, ramans, and countrymen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Friends, ramans, and countrymen.
Pierarchy:
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pierarchy:
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Wait until RFK Jr. figures out how to get lead back into gasoline.
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wait until RFK Jr. figures out how to get lead back into gasoline.
Okay, I have a take on the 100 comedies list.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Okay, I have a take on the 100 comedies list.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Reposted by Justin White
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
Reposted by Justin White
Every list like this is a trap
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every list like this is a trap
This really should be presented as a pole.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This really should be presented as a pole.
The bad news is the official K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls are $215/3.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The bad news is the official K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls are $215/3.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.