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Beyondrory
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I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please
She loves being in the hole, a thousand more years she says.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Doctor: we did all we could but she’s going to be in a vegetative state for the rest of her life.
Picky food Husband: …Is there any chance using modern medicine that we could get her in something like a chicken tender state?
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I love SMT
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Lrp part of my job is measuring peoples height & it makes it so hard when a series is like “He was 180cm tall, a colossus of a man. No one ever gets that tall.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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People talking about the tall horse but aren't paying enough attention to Kirari Moroboshi who if I remember right is 6 centimeters taller than Hishi Akebono. Funny enough they share the same voice actress

youtu.be/qoXNuwGVJmU
(vol. warning doujin fighter) youtu.be/GXFRBvhor3o
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Got pissed that I was on a hot streak in a ranked game but it wasn’t ending, after 30 minutes of this I had leave it on auto & start getting ready for work. Finally googled why this keeps happening & it’s my fault…
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Hey guys I think there's something wrong with my copy of Free Birds 2013
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The fact that generative AI effectively created an embargo on new ideas is very sad to me
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Jiminy Cricket being the one letting Sora know he has learned new magic spells is funny but could he always do that? Was he hanging out with pinocchio just thinking “This stupid puppets never gonna learn Firaga…”
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It would be funny if the hl2vrai announcement was just them reairing the one they did years ago.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're *out of theme*. Get with the program!
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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These are their autogenerated subs on magic knight rayearth and they’re absolutely horrible. Cant get the name of the country/world right
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There should be a job draft where 10,000 people get drafted into various retail, admin & service industries for a year. If you don’t have a job, yay you have a job. If you do have a job, you get a new one for a year & you can’t refuse because this is a law created by a tyrannical boy king.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Impressing my date by telling her about how I got 2 ribs added to my rib cage to STOP myself from being able to suck myself off because I believe in restraint & not taking away opportunities for the less fortunate(those who wanna suck me off, normal style)
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yeah this was about musks new thing but what’s with losers & “Roasting” People? Back on Twitter you’d see replies where some 12 follow schmuck would be like “AtRoastingRandy3, Roast this person for me please!” & then some AI would reply “Hmmm you wish things were better? Maybe better at being bad.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM