bennyowens
@bennyowens.bsky.social
Talking pro wrestling, miniature painting/gaming and maybe some other things.
Congrats WWE!
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Congrats WWE!
Every sentence in this article is funnier than the last
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every sentence in this article is funnier than the last
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I'm sorry that your insipid baby brained touchbutt McDonald's wrestling from the sex trafficking cult company disappointed you so much.
Welcome to adulthood. Why did it take you so long to end your parasocial relationship with the sex trafficking cult?
Welcome to adulthood. Why did it take you so long to end your parasocial relationship with the sex trafficking cult?
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm sorry that your insipid baby brained touchbutt McDonald's wrestling from the sex trafficking cult company disappointed you so much.
Welcome to adulthood. Why did it take you so long to end your parasocial relationship with the sex trafficking cult?
Welcome to adulthood. Why did it take you so long to end your parasocial relationship with the sex trafficking cult?
Tying myself in knots to come up with a scenario in which TPINP could be classed as a Christmas film
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tying myself in knots to come up with a scenario in which TPINP could be classed as a Christmas film
Gotta be the most obscure thing I have logged on Letterboxd, only 42 of my fellow nerds have logged it
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Gotta be the most obscure thing I have logged on Letterboxd, only 42 of my fellow nerds have logged it
You too can play it again Sam with Netflix Mobile Games!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You too can play it again Sam with Netflix Mobile Games!
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
Had a fun day of Warhammering today!
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had a fun day of Warhammering today!
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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Linda McMahon is the first name listed. Her wealth today comes entirely from TKO stock, which means WWE fans are helping fund the Trump Administration. That's why good people don't support that company.
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
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@nytimes.com
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November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Linda McMahon is the first name listed. Her wealth today comes entirely from TKO stock, which means WWE fans are helping fund the Trump Administration. That's why good people don't support that company.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
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couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy
March 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy
These are the ones that immediately come to mind for me, more pondering required though
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
These are the ones that immediately come to mind for me, more pondering required though
Friends, I put it to you that The Deep South is the funniest Futurama episode.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Friends, I put it to you that The Deep South is the funniest Futurama episode.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Didn't realise what I was doing to myself when I took my profile photo for this game, but it makes me laugh every time
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Didn't realise what I was doing to myself when I took my profile photo for this game, but it makes me laugh every time
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle