Benny Bragan
@bennybragan.bsky.social
Retired Army, SoCal native, PNW by choice. I like dogs, sports, music, and human rights.
I already bought three copies. Nice try, Satan.
January 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I already bought three copies. Nice try, Satan.
Birthday Polaroid for the work calendar. Hottest mixtape bout to drop.
December 24, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Birthday Polaroid for the work calendar. Hottest mixtape bout to drop.
First two days of Lego advent calendar. It’s the Star Wars Christmas special and the palpatine one is cracking me up.
December 2, 2023 at 7:03 PM
First two days of Lego advent calendar. It’s the Star Wars Christmas special and the palpatine one is cracking me up.
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*tears up 2023 bingo card*
November 26, 2023 at 11:24 AM
*tears up 2023 bingo card*
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*hears a child’s laughter in the dead of night* Huh. Better go check that out
November 26, 2023 at 4:29 AM
*hears a child’s laughter in the dead of night* Huh. Better go check that out
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As I am being hustled, by now mostly nude and entirely covered in peanut butter, out of the Great Ape enclosure at the zoo, I contort my body to address the local news cameras and gawking passers-by. "It all happens on X," I hiss.
November 25, 2023 at 11:24 PM
As I am being hustled, by now mostly nude and entirely covered in peanut butter, out of the Great Ape enclosure at the zoo, I contort my body to address the local news cameras and gawking passers-by. "It all happens on X," I hiss.
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What a meaningful and kind life she lived, full of grace and giving to so many.
ATLANTA (AP) — Former US first lady Rosalynn Carter, a global humanitarian and political partner to the 39th president, has died at 96.
November 19, 2023 at 8:23 PM
What a meaningful and kind life she lived, full of grace and giving to so many.
Glad you’re here!
November 19, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Glad you’re here!
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You get a tiger and you get your sister a hair salon!
To be fair, lots of people think Scarface is about how amazing it is to get all the money and cocaine you ever wanted.
November 19, 2023 at 6:48 PM
You get a tiger and you get your sister a hair salon!
Sunny and mid to low 50’s in Tacoma dude. We’re hanging in there late this year!
November 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Sunny and mid to low 50’s in Tacoma dude. We’re hanging in there late this year!
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Eric Adams pretending to get a phone call to get out of a meeting at the White House, somehow spotted minutes later in Manhattan laughing with Enes Kanter and Ja Rule at the 57th birthday party of a lesser Dick Tracy villain. They're at a "supper club" called Le Crime.
November 3, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Eric Adams pretending to get a phone call to get out of a meeting at the White House, somehow spotted minutes later in Manhattan laughing with Enes Kanter and Ja Rule at the 57th birthday party of a lesser Dick Tracy villain. They're at a "supper club" called Le Crime.
I had a panic attack at work yesterday and my manager brought me sour candy. Didn’t know it was a thing but it helped!
October 29, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I had a panic attack at work yesterday and my manager brought me sour candy. Didn’t know it was a thing but it helped!
We won, you quitter.
October 22, 2023 at 7:13 PM
We won, you quitter.
Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social RE snakebites in NC. You have the most populated military base in the world (solider play in woods, solider pet sbake) and a huge marine base. Pls respect are troops as Roy usually do.
October 19, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social RE snakebites in NC. You have the most populated military base in the world (solider play in woods, solider pet sbake) and a huge marine base. Pls respect are troops as Roy usually do.
My bent over row is still heavier than my squat. That’s a bummer. But I woke up and drank a bunch of water. Had a cup of coffee. Showed up at the gym. The sun is out, it’s beautiful, and I didn’t drink. Small victories.
October 19, 2023 at 5:13 PM
My bent over row is still heavier than my squat. That’s a bummer. But I woke up and drank a bunch of water. Had a cup of coffee. Showed up at the gym. The sun is out, it’s beautiful, and I didn’t drink. Small victories.
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i think that if taylor swift wanted to date me id probably do it even if she came to my work and made a big scene all the time
October 19, 2023 at 2:41 PM
i think that if taylor swift wanted to date me id probably do it even if she came to my work and made a big scene all the time
Afternoon coffee thinking about them Dawgs.
October 18, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Afternoon coffee thinking about them Dawgs.
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The audacity of taupe
October 14, 2023 at 2:13 PM
The audacity of taupe
Didn’t mean to have my shoes match my plates but here we are.
October 7, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Didn’t mean to have my shoes match my plates but here we are.
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Little seltzer and skate on this fine day. My city rocks.
September 28, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Little seltzer and skate on this fine day. My city rocks.
First day off in a while. I built a Lego section in the attic. Watching the rain, building Lego, lighting a fall candle, and being on hold with the VA was a vibe and I dig it.
September 26, 2023 at 4:10 PM
First day off in a while. I built a Lego section in the attic. Watching the rain, building Lego, lighting a fall candle, and being on hold with the VA was a vibe and I dig it.