Jason D
@belasaurius.bsky.social
Uncle, librarian, adjunct history professor, musician, local curmudgeon.
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Made this the other day, and now I have a use for it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Made this the other day, and now I have a use for it.
The Pettysburg Address
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Pettysburg Address
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LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
"Jason, shouldn't you read the books you already have before buying more?"
a young boy making a face with the words whatchu talkin ' about willis below him
ALT: a young boy making a face with the words whatchu talkin ' about willis below him
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Jason, shouldn't you read the books you already have before buying more?"
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Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
Ingram used to be so good at getting our books to us on time. I blame the robots they hired
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ingram used to be so good at getting our books to us on time. I blame the robots they hired
have you heard of this thing called "sleep"? You close your eyes and your brain sort of turns off and then you wake up feeling better. I hear it's all the rage with young people. If anyone knows where I can get some, let me know
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
have you heard of this thing called "sleep"? You close your eyes and your brain sort of turns off and then you wake up feeling better. I hear it's all the rage with young people. If anyone knows where I can get some, let me know
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It's giving
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's giving
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
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*22 mins into watching a porn video* "once you allow for delivery time there's just no way that pizza is still warm"
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*22 mins into watching a porn video* "once you allow for delivery time there's just no way that pizza is still warm"
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Of course the real new bond film should be a young, cool James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Of course the real new bond film should be a young, cool James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
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"CHICKEN FINGERS is bonded with another cat, CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS is a charming 20-lb Maine Coon mix who hates children, has moderate bowel incontinence, and only eats sushi-grade tuna. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS and CHICKEN FINGERS must be adopted together."
A Brief Questionnaire Before You Adopt This Rescue Cat
Thank you for your interest in CHICKEN FINGERS, an available cat with Furrever Rescue. Furrever Rescue currently has over a hundred cats that despe...
buff.ly
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"CHICKEN FINGERS is bonded with another cat, CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS is a charming 20-lb Maine Coon mix who hates children, has moderate bowel incontinence, and only eats sushi-grade tuna. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS and CHICKEN FINGERS must be adopted together."
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Ward Cleaver smoking his pipe and reading his paper, doing his damndest to suppress the flashbacks of bulldozing a mound of rotting corpses into a sandpit with the Seabees on Saipan.
October 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ward Cleaver smoking his pipe and reading his paper, doing his damndest to suppress the flashbacks of bulldozing a mound of rotting corpses into a sandpit with the Seabees on Saipan.
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
tell us more Grandpa President
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
tell us more Grandpa President
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Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
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Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.
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Trump is uniting the world…
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Trump is uniting the world…
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”