Matthew Lawrence
@beefcakefactory.bsky.social
I made a magazine called headmaster and a musical documentary video thing called scandalous conduct: a fairy extravaganza.
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Gays that don’t participate in penetration:
Everyone knows the sides are the real stars.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gays that don’t participate in penetration:
I had always heard this movie was bad and mostly associated it with a Crow T. Robot joke so was shocked when our local outdoor movie concept showed and also it was very very very very funny.
I'm afraid you'll have to present the jury with more evidence than this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I had always heard this movie was bad and mostly associated it with a Crow T. Robot joke so was shocked when our local outdoor movie concept showed and also it was very very very very funny.
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In “Tampopo,” Sara Batkie writes, the “heightened sound design and admiring close-ups prioritize the tactile, often messy pleasures of eating with a lustiness that might cause the fine-dining purists in the audience to blush.” crookedmarquee.com/whetting-the...
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In “Tampopo,” Sara Batkie writes, the “heightened sound design and admiring close-ups prioritize the tactile, often messy pleasures of eating with a lustiness that might cause the fine-dining purists in the audience to blush.” crookedmarquee.com/whetting-the...
Looking at lists of music things that happened this year and I 100% remember that Chappell did a country number called The Giver last spring and I could not for the life of me tell you a single thing about it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Looking at lists of music things that happened this year and I 100% remember that Chappell did a country number called The Giver last spring and I could not for the life of me tell you a single thing about it.
Have started putting my favorite songs of the year in an order. Doing it by (very approximate) genre, the only ones I have left to go are Ambient, Quiet, Hip Hop, Pop, and Foreign/Other.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Have started putting my favorite songs of the year in an order. Doing it by (very approximate) genre, the only ones I have left to go are Ambient, Quiet, Hip Hop, Pop, and Foreign/Other.
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2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
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In 2025, countries with gender self-identification laws without judicial/medical approval: Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Luxembourg, Malta, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland and Uruguay
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In 2025, countries with gender self-identification laws without judicial/medical approval: Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Luxembourg, Malta, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland and Uruguay
This sounds cool but I'm wondering how the monograph/booklet can be 69 pages. Like are there 3 pages that say This Page Left Intentionally Blank at the end or is there a one sided insert or like what??
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
Solange Knowles Wants to Lend You a Book
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This sounds cool but I'm wondering how the monograph/booklet can be 69 pages. Like are there 3 pages that say This Page Left Intentionally Blank at the end or is there a one sided insert or like what??
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
Thinking about how a whole generation of people my age were introduced to Jimmy Cliff through his cover of I Can See Clearly Now from Walt Disney's Cool Runnings.
a man wearing a helmet says get on up
Alt: A scene from Cool Runnings, a 1993 comedy about the Jamaican Olympic bobsled team. Bobsledders in Jamaican flag uniforms say Get On Up It's Bobsled Time.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Thinking about how a whole generation of people my age were introduced to Jimmy Cliff through his cover of I Can See Clearly Now from Walt Disney's Cool Runnings.
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Madonna - Deeper And Deeper (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Madonna
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Neighbor's dog is being very vocal this morning in a way that I find oddly soothing in the distance, although if I were directly upstairs or downstairs right now I bet I would be homicidal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Neighbor's dog is being very vocal this morning in a way that I find oddly soothing in the distance, although if I were directly upstairs or downstairs right now I bet I would be homicidal.
A movie that takes place where you're from...
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from...
Had a conversation tonight: when someone is coming at you on the sidewalk looking at their phone and they have full volume on and someone is talking, do you default to a) FaceTime conversation or b) they're just watching some random video?
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Had a conversation tonight: when someone is coming at you on the sidewalk looking at their phone and they have full volume on and someone is talking, do you default to a) FaceTime conversation or b) they're just watching some random video?
Fuck mashed potatoes, marry mac and cheese, kill turkey.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Fuck mashed potatoes, marry mac and cheese, kill turkey.
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This story is WILD
bsky.app/profile/keta...
bsky.app/profile/keta...
"I was embarrassed. I had been naively operating with a pre-ChatGPT mindset, still assuming a pitch’s ideas and prose were actually connected to the person who sent it"
Stunning investigation of how slop merchants are getting work into established media outlets
thelocal.to/investigatin...
Stunning investigation of how slop merchants are getting work into established media outlets
thelocal.to/investigatin...
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This story is WILD
bsky.app/profile/keta...
bsky.app/profile/keta...
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me ol' invasive bamboo
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
me ol' invasive bamboo
How many 17 cent ice scrapers did they have on hand???
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How many 17 cent ice scrapers did they have on hand???
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
Glad to see this circulating outside of Rhode Island.
The **chief justice of the Rhode Island Supreme Court** called to expand virtual hearings —citing this incident where ICE threatened to smash the window of a judge’s car — because people who work at the courthouses are no longer safe
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Glad to see this circulating outside of Rhode Island.
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I was just in the gym locker room and heard this really terrible cover of Dolly Parton’s “Nine to Five”. It was so terrible! Absolutely bloodless. I’m not trying to be a gatekeeper or anything but in this particular case I would advocate for jail time.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was just in the gym locker room and heard this really terrible cover of Dolly Parton’s “Nine to Five”. It was so terrible! Absolutely bloodless. I’m not trying to be a gatekeeper or anything but in this particular case I would advocate for jail time.
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Westerly is looking for a corder of wood and weigher of coal, if anyone is interested
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Westerly is looking for a corder of wood and weigher of coal, if anyone is interested
My one contribution to Housewives discourse is that one can find delicious pizza on Reservoir Avenue between Park Ave and Legion Way and that Pizza Momma is just a few doors away.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My one contribution to Housewives discourse is that one can find delicious pizza on Reservoir Avenue between Park Ave and Legion Way and that Pizza Momma is just a few doors away.
Aloe plant appears to be making a run for it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Aloe plant appears to be making a run for it.
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Here's when data since 1948 says PVD should expect snow:
1st flakes: Mean 11/29, trend 11/26 (50% in 11/12-12/11)
1st 1": Mean 12/8, trend 12/6 (11/17-12/25)
1st 3": Mean 1/1, trend 12/22 (11/25-1/18)
1st 5": Mean 1/11, trend 12/26 (11/29-1/22)
1st 10": Mean 1/24, trend 1/22 (12/27-2/17)
1st flakes: Mean 11/29, trend 11/26 (50% in 11/12-12/11)
1st 1": Mean 12/8, trend 12/6 (11/17-12/25)
1st 3": Mean 1/1, trend 12/22 (11/25-1/18)
1st 5": Mean 1/11, trend 12/26 (11/29-1/22)
1st 10": Mean 1/24, trend 1/22 (12/27-2/17)
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here's when data since 1948 says PVD should expect snow:
1st flakes: Mean 11/29, trend 11/26 (50% in 11/12-12/11)
1st 1": Mean 12/8, trend 12/6 (11/17-12/25)
1st 3": Mean 1/1, trend 12/22 (11/25-1/18)
1st 5": Mean 1/11, trend 12/26 (11/29-1/22)
1st 10": Mean 1/24, trend 1/22 (12/27-2/17)
1st flakes: Mean 11/29, trend 11/26 (50% in 11/12-12/11)
1st 1": Mean 12/8, trend 12/6 (11/17-12/25)
1st 3": Mean 1/1, trend 12/22 (11/25-1/18)
1st 5": Mean 1/11, trend 12/26 (11/29-1/22)
1st 10": Mean 1/24, trend 1/22 (12/27-2/17)
There might be a sad fish ghost living in Jason's water glass.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
There might be a sad fish ghost living in Jason's water glass.