dudes be like I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

men used to go to war. men used to hunt and gather and provide. men used to be monkeys. before that they were quadrupeds. before that they were fish. you just don't see men with gills anymore. we've gone soft.

it’s so sad that Kanye West passed away shortly after releasing Graduation. I bet he would have gone on to do incredible things if he hadn’t tragically died 18 years ago

Life is so dumb

Skeet others the way you want to be skeeted

[Bolts upright out of a deep sleep]
Her: what's wrong, babe?
Me: when someone does butt stuff with Kool Aid man, does everything just go straight into the drink, or is there an internal cubby of some kind for food safety?

Good morning
be the change
be the light
eat some chocolate

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This is going to ruin the world tour

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

You shouldn’t believe it because it’s literally a figment of his imagination.

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

Moving away is hard when you have the best pals ever

Here are some nice mushrooms

I wish I could animate my dreams

I’m sorry but she looks like a butt

Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!

Happy Friday, BlueSky. ✨