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Dang
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Giddy up, jingle horse, show us the meaning of haste!
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Time to watch this again
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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i can't tell if that's his dick you can see but if it is it's very funny to have a helicopter fly over and take a picture of your penis while you're being loaded into an ambulance in handcuffs
Suspected shooter being led away.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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he loves a winner!!!
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Laura Loomer’s makeup is a fucking mess rn
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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After Texas news outlets made a public records request to see emails Gov. Abbott and Musk’s companies, state officials took months fighting and delaying their release.

Then, they released 1,374 pages with all but 200 of those pages entirely blacked out. trib.al/gAr6UQy
Abbott Releases—and Blacks Out—1,400 Pages of Emails With Elon Musk
Texas Governor Greg Abbott was forced to reveal his emails with Musk. He didn’t totally comply.
trib.al
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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30 Rock-ass Reality
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Trump take Thanksgiving
NPR: "Wholesale prices for a turkey have jumped 40% from a year ago, according to the Department of Agriculture."
Turkey sticker shock
Wholesale prices have jumped 40% from a year ago
laist.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM