Baphijmm
@baphijmm.bsky.social
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It/Its. Astrophysicist, astronomer, optical engineer, author, genealogist, animator, game designer and developer, not necessarily in that order. Tibetan dragon otherkin and furry trash. Ran for US Congress that one time. PFP by @armaina.com
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Alas, this molt was inconclusive. While it's more intact than Thaumantis' was (not that hers was DESTROYED, just, the abdomen kinda was), the abdomen got so folded and wrapped around itself while soaking that it was impossible to detangle from itself.

I DO still think it's female, but unsure.
Woke up this afternoon to discover the Psalmopoeus victori had successfully molted overnight. Good news! Can't wait to see what it looks like now. (Also gonna try to examine the molt, TRY to sex it.) Prolly still gonna look like a sling, but these guys get big! And they grow quickly, too.
It's not bad, imo; certainly not their worst, but I found it kinda forgettable? (but then I felt the same way about Talviyo)
Related: Just got confirmation, half will be arriving Tuesday, half on Thursday.

I’m super-excited. :3
Woke up this afternoon to discover the Psalmopoeus victori had successfully molted overnight. Good news! Can't wait to see what it looks like now. (Also gonna try to examine the molt, TRY to sex it.) Prolly still gonna look like a sling, but these guys get big! And they grow quickly, too.
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This looks like a Jim Henson creation who’s about to impress upon you the importance of a crystal or ancient bauble.
There is a Maine Coon at the club
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
Still need to come up with something for the Psalmopoeus victori, but since I’m significantly less sure of its sex (and I’m not even 100% on the C. versicolor’s), that probably gonna wait.

But not too long, because—well, you’ll see. :V
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You.. you mean I don't have to hide myself? 🥹
Think I’ve got a name for the Caribena versicolor: Thaumantis. It’s one of the epithets of Iris, swift-footed goddess of rainbows, meaning “Daughter of Thaumas”; it also has the etymology of Thauma- itself in there, which in modern parlance refers to magic or wonders (like thaumaturgy).
Now that this shit is starting to come out of the woodwork, all at the same time:

I’d bet money this was the point.

I’d bet money these payment processors are in cahoots and pushing the Flavor-Aid they all already drank
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*
Well good! At least they’re being… y’know, KINDA responsible.
“Here’s why you shouldn’t panic: the amount of lead you breathe in because of all the leaded gasoline we STOPPED using in the ‘80s but is still in the atmosphere is WAY more than you’ll intake here”

#notread
She was doing the same thing again last night. Thinking this is how she’s waiting for food to cross her path. (She’s a bit over-fed right now, but there is another cricket in there.)

The P. victori has been hiding in its “dirt curtain”.

And finally, Mackie after a meal.
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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It is important now, more than ever maybe, to commission your weird porn from your weird porn artists.

You want a growth transformation sequence with focus on clothes ripping with a coffee trigger? You don't ask a machine to do that, you pay that exact flavor of weirdo to draw it for you.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
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this is the “break glass in case of not enough potentially monetizing users”
October 2025
AI gooning is the master of the Internet
Only Claude stands against it
Waifus are now battlefields
Such a pretty spider.

Also LeChuck being the most interesting iguana in the world
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Dang, 155/85. Good thing I’m at the cardiologist I guess
“Ask me about my hollerin’”