Banana Dictatorship Banker
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Holy shit
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Holy shit
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the use of "color revolution" here is like the spoor of the authoritarian internationale--the way that russian propaganda has slithered its way in to the american right
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the use of "color revolution" here is like the spoor of the authoritarian internationale--the way that russian propaganda has slithered its way in to the american right
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to SCOTUS: "we can prosecute the people he pardoned, or a future Democratic president can have them shot and then pardon the shooters. do you want that loop to start?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
to SCOTUS: "we can prosecute the people he pardoned, or a future Democratic president can have them shot and then pardon the shooters. do you want that loop to start?"
Something that doesn’t sit right with this article is that they portray Trump’s sycophantic cabinet meetings as part of a larger trend among rich people and not a complete aberration, even compared to the rising decadence of the upper crust
How flattery became a big, beautiful industry on.ft.com/49ElKMt
How flattery became a big, beautiful industry
Never before have there been so many rich people to be boosted
on.ft.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Something that doesn’t sit right with this article is that they portray Trump’s sycophantic cabinet meetings as part of a larger trend among rich people and not a complete aberration, even compared to the rising decadence of the upper crust
AI companies getting their bailout preemptively
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
AI companies getting their bailout preemptively
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this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
On top of everything else, Nuzzi revealed a source??? This is all just absolutely batshit, and if they don’t retract all her articles and bar her from the industry, I don’t want to hear anymore theories from these people on why people don’t trust the media anymore — it’s pretty fucking obvious to me
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
On top of everything else, Nuzzi revealed a source??? This is all just absolutely batshit, and if they don’t retract all her articles and bar her from the industry, I don’t want to hear anymore theories from these people on why people don’t trust the media anymore — it’s pretty fucking obvious to me
Real life and Q Anon are converging at an alarming rate
Rush Hour being quietly the most cursed franchise
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Real life and Q Anon are converging at an alarming rate
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It's like the vibe shift in the middle of Goodfellas after the Lufthansa heist. The momentum, excitement, glitz and glamor, etc. are no longer on their side, now it's trying to control the infighting, jealousies, competing visions and interests, key people slipping up and not following orders, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's like the vibe shift in the middle of Goodfellas after the Lufthansa heist. The momentum, excitement, glitz and glamor, etc. are no longer on their side, now it's trying to control the infighting, jealousies, competing visions and interests, key people slipping up and not following orders, etc.
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How dare you accuse us of being Enron. We're Bear Stearns.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How dare you accuse us of being Enron. We're Bear Stearns.
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part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
They're routing this through SOCOM ppl who have traditionally been used for assassinations abroad, presumably including occasional black ops on the high seas.
I’m surprised that the military has been so willing to break the law here.
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
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planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
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Honestly I also struggle to care much about Trump calling for democratic politicians to be hanged for seditious treason. They’re the ones who haven’t treated him like a serious threat to our constitution and our country. This was the inevitable consequence.
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Honestly I also struggle to care much about Trump calling for democratic politicians to be hanged for seditious treason. They’re the ones who haven’t treated him like a serious threat to our constitution and our country. This was the inevitable consequence.
Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are responsible for the current of racism and hostility to all Latinos in America today. From people scowling whenever anyone speaks Spanish in public, to the Indiana man who shot a Latina housekeeper who came to clean his neighbor’s house. These are all connected.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are responsible for the current of racism and hostility to all Latinos in America today. From people scowling whenever anyone speaks Spanish in public, to the Indiana man who shot a Latina housekeeper who came to clean his neighbor’s house. These are all connected.
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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one thing I am pretty convinced of is that the sons of the aristocracy that in another era might have been limousine liberals or Rockefeller Republicans or even Mitts Romney are now mostly fash
Nalin Haley: "It's irresponsible to have legal immigration."
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
one thing I am pretty convinced of is that the sons of the aristocracy that in another era might have been limousine liberals or Rockefeller Republicans or even Mitts Romney are now mostly fash
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
I think it’s time for some serious antitrust enforcement for the car dealer monopolists
If you're interested in telling the folks at Hendrick Motors what you think about their multimillion dollar no-bid contract supplying CBP/ICE with vehicles, there will be protests at their HQ 4-5pm today, Thursday, and Friday. 6000 Monroe Rd, park at the Aldi across the street.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think it’s time for some serious antitrust enforcement for the car dealer monopolists
I genuinely believe this is happening. Sexual crimes, rape, human trafficking. All of these are a short stone’s throw away from the complete dehumanization of immigrants by Trump and ICE/CBP
Which might include the fact they're trafficking the kids being taken in their beastly raids.
Just look at the ICE-hole in Minnesota they just arrested.
Just look at the ICE-hole in Minnesota they just arrested.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I genuinely believe this is happening. Sexual crimes, rape, human trafficking. All of these are a short stone’s throw away from the complete dehumanization of immigrants by Trump and ICE/CBP
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Just think about this. Within the matter of a week we have gone from trying to get one single vote to allow Congress to release the Epstein files.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just think about this. Within the matter of a week we have gone from trying to get one single vote to allow Congress to release the Epstein files.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
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hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
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Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails
Noella Turnage was fired from her job at the prison last week. On Monday, she sat down with KBTX’s Rusty Surette
www.kbtx.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
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In case you missed it - a pardoned J6er has been charged with sex crimes against two children. According to police, he told one victim they could receive a share of the $10 million in J6 reparations he claimed he would be receiving.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In case you missed it - a pardoned J6er has been charged with sex crimes against two children. According to police, he told one victim they could receive a share of the $10 million in J6 reparations he claimed he would be receiving.
Had a dream last night that JD Vance visited the White House east wing demolition wearing this
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Had a dream last night that JD Vance visited the White House east wing demolition wearing this