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Mike B
@madhominem.bsky.social
Atlanta resident
Currently suffering Braves fan
Climber of mountains
Akita aficionado

I drink, and I know things
it feels like a random Sunday night football game in 2025 has a pregame show that rivals the Super Bowl in 1995
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
there is some absolutely violent and desperate tackling going on in the Iron Bowl
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I watched an entire Empire Strikes Back within this Iron Bowl and there's still somehow 11 minutes left
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it doesn't matter how many times I've watched it, seeing Cliff Clavin in Empire Strikes Back is never not jarring
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
am I missing something as to why the Lane Kiffin bullshit has to be decided BEFORE the season and playoff are over?

like why can't LSU or whoever just wait until after the season to offer that bullshit artist pirate asshole a shit-ton of money to eventually fuck THEM over two seasons from now
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
thank the heavens that ESPN Analytics is here to tell me that the proper thing to do on 4th and more than three deep in your own territory is "kick it away"
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
OU vs LSU sponsored by Nair
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
regardless of your rooting interest, the aesthetic of a Snow Game on Thanksgiving weekend is pretty much perfect
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
when I was a little kid, the first time someone said "wind chill factor" I heard "windshield factory" and for a long time I thought they just built a factory in a place that was really cold all the time
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"the Big Guy, he thinks your tithes were a little light last month"
“Put *me* in coach?”
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Jared Zirkel" better be glad he wasn't in college in the 90s
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@profanity.accountant I'll be pissed if I'm not in the top fucking 10
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
this is what Lane Kiffin calls "praying on it"
my tinfoil hat theory on lane is he is waiting to see if auburn wins tomorrow and bama runs deboer out of town to make a decision
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I could also introduce myself with 5 of the birds with the craziest names I've seen in the wild:

Lammergeier
Bateleur
Hoopoe
Carunculated Caracara
Resplendent Quetzal
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Serval
Porcupine
Ostrich
Coatimundi
Lammergeier
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyote
Raccoon
Moose
Bobcat
Pika
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Serval
Porcupine
Ostrich
Coatimundi
Lammergeier
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyote
Raccoon
Moose
Bobcat
Pika
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Beaver
Big Horn sheep
Pacific lamprey
Ant lion
Stone fly
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
dive out of bounds with one second, holy moly
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
two years ago Bluesky was useless for sports and now refreshing my feed lets me keep track of multiple games

it's so much fun to see your whole timeline go HOLY SHIT!!! every so often
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
when closers taunt middle relievers
🎶holds aren't real🎶
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Managed to get the Christmas tree up…that was an ordeal
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"since everyone was fighting, nobody was fighting. replay the down."
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Mike B
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I need to know who the people are who are always sitting at the Flatiron bar in EAV before noon

I feel like I would like them
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
trying to picture why another school would want to hire the occasionally successful and always-mercenary Lane Kiffin knowing that he'll abandon you for whoever jingles their keys in his face next
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I guarantee no member of the National Guard would have been killed if the National Guard hadn't been idiotically deployed to American cities to make a Very Special Boy finally feel like a Big Army Man
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM